I just saw this on Facebook and thought I would share it with you guys.
The rules are as follows:
- Any time Park falls over,
1 shot of the spirit of choice
- Any time a commentator mentions Park's work rate,
2 shots
- Any time reference is made to Alex Ferguson's preference to play Park in "the big games",
1 shot
- Any time the crowd sing a dog-related chant,
Last person to shout "The dogs bol locks" takes 2 shots
- Any time Park scores/provides an assist,
All drinks must be downed
- Any time Park hits a timid, pea-roller of a shot directly at the goalkeeper,
1 shot
- Any time Park wins a header,
1 shot
- Any time Park's "hero status" in Korea is mentioned,
Last person to shout "I can be your hero baby!" downs their drink
- Any time the commentator makes reference to Park's close friendship with either Patrice Evra or Carlos Tevez and says "I wonder what language they communicate in" in a fruitless attempt to be funny,
2 shots
- Any time Man Utd are losing/drawing, and Park is subbed for a more attacking-minded player such as Nani or Giggs at around the 70 minute mark,
1 shot
- Any time Park flies through the air in a vain attempt to connect with a cross he clearly has absolutely no chance of reaching,
1 shot
- Any time Park lines up for a free-kick, even though he is never going to be allowed to take it,
1 shot
Park Ji Sung drinking game
posted on 15/4/12
Park
posted on 15/4/12
My mate loves park. This is getting played very soon.
posted on 15/4/12
I feel sorry for Park. He's not very good at the moment, but let's remember that he has been a fantastic servant to the club and has given us some great moments to enjoy.
posted on 15/4/12
The Serbian Legend (U13483)
Only the WUMs get on his back, because they believe everyone in the team should be a World-Class player, and if not, they want the player sold!
We know how much he's contributed, and how brilliant he has been over the years - Many games were won simply because he was there!
posted on 15/4/12
Park has declined into a terrible player this season though.
posted on 15/4/12
He's not been great no, but he gives his all and always has done. One of my favourite united players ever.
posted on 15/4/12
He has been a great servant. He's had Arsenal in his back pocket for the last 4 or 5 years.
posted on 15/4/12
posted on 15/4/12
- Any time Park lines up for a free-kick, even though he is never going to be allowed to take it,
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What if:
Park takes a free kick, it's a timid pea-roller of a shot but the keeper makes a mistake and Park scores; the crowd break into "Park, Park, wherever you may be" and the commentator says, "He's South Korea's hero and he's such a big game player as well. He celebrates now with his best pal, Evra - I wonder what language they're speaking?"
Well within the realms of possibility.
posted on 15/4/12
Clockwork Red
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Then you die of alcohol poisoning.