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Go on. Try it. I dare you

Try and not make a fish pun here. Bet you can't, even now as you're reading this your thinking of fish to be used as puns for a reply. Go on, try and reply to this without a fish pun and have a normal conversation about fishing.

posted on 12/5/12

I need kelp!! Ive just got off the sole train and it was full of prawn again christians trying to convert me!!! they were a pain in the bass!!!! "For Cods hake"!!! I told them I will mull it over!! Any way I took the oppor-tuna-ty to disembark at musselborough!! few!!!!!
Any ray I put my i-pod on and listened to my favourite band the krillers.
This is my o-fish-al account of events tell us yours and don't be koi its batter to get off your chest.

posted on 12/5/12

I give this article five starfish!!
Damn and blast I'm rubbish at this

posted on 14/5/12

Apparently after missing out on the Premiership, Manchester United's Ji Sung Park was distraught and said he felt like a crushed asian

posted on 14/5/12

Fish, fish everywhere but not a drop to drink

posted on 14/5/12

After this season’s disappointment SAF has decided on major changes to the Old Trafford pitch which will include extensive watering before each game. This will naturally affect the team’s style of play and will require the following new playing staff to cope with the conditions.
GK Lim Pet
LB Perry Winkle
CB Allan Rasse
CB Dolf Finn
RB Harry Butt
CM Mac Rell
CM Sandy Eel
LW Barry Cooder
RW Niall Perch
STR Fred Herring
STR Phil Lett
SUB Chris P Batter
SUB Vinny Garr
SUB Moshe Peas

posted on 24/5/12

Fish.

posted on 25/5/12

"Fish."

I don't get it.

posted on 28/5/12

1 2 3 4 5................................

Once I caught a ......................................

Fsh with no i

"It were thiiiiiiiiiiis BIG honest to god"

posted on 30/5/12

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posted on 10/6/12

RB Harry Butt


Was he the Chinese fella?

Yes that was him always going to the dentist with 2.30

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