Complete List of Annoying Things in FIFA...

I'll copy and paste all contributions into this article. Realistically, there are approximately 190919019078 annoying things on FIFA, but I'll be happy if we hit 100.

I'll start it off:

1) When you have a perfectly timed tackle in the penalty box, and the ref gives a pen
2) When you do a through ball and it goes to the wrong person
3) When you come against a team that's higher rated than you, as the whole point of being a 4.5*/4* team is to avoid the 5*s!
4) People who use the contain button
5) Poor youth player growth rate (on Manager Mode)
6) When the other team scores
7) Rooneys face on the front cover
8) Loading screen glitch on UT
9) Loading arena glitch on Pro Clubs
10) The game itself!
11) The 'change player' system
12) Tackling someone and the ball goes straight back to them
13) On a hard game mode, everyone plays like Barcelona
14) Offsides being given when the ball hasn't even reached the player called offside
15) Christiano Ronaldo fanboys
16) Messi having 4* skills
17) When someone scores an average and watches all the replays
18) When people choose AFK Athens(?)
19) Playing the AI
20) People who pass it around the back 4
21) 90th minute winners against you
22) The lag when you press a button (sometimes) so the action happens when the chance has gone
23) People that chip the ball
24) People that score sweaty goals
25) People who make their pro 5"5 just to make him fast
26) People who think they're funny creating a pro with a multi coloured afro
27) When your pass is misplaced for no apparent reason
28) When you play a game and your opponent wins all the 50/50s, gets all the rebounds, and your players can't string 3 passes together
29) When an accomplished finisher misses a one on one anyone else would score
30) Rage quits
31) When you're beating someone heavily and #20 commences
32) The fact that it is almost impossible to score from 25 yards or further
33) The camera when you're clean through on goal - doesn't let you see the 'keeper until it's to late
34) Unbeatable 'keepers
35) Sturridge not having 4* skills
36) Rooney having the same amount of skills as Heskey. Okay maybe that's about right
37) When you've fouled the opposition and the referee plays an advantage, only for your player to automatically run after the ball even when you try to pull them back.
38) When 2 players are on the floor and can't get up, and the attacker steals the ball
39) When your defenders don't jump
40) When someone who's 5"5 outjumps your 6"0+ CB
41) Kent not passing
42) Ridiculous AI accuracy from free kicks in Legendary mode
43) When you try to take a throw and it takes ages for your player to pick up the ball.
44) Almost impossible to score free-kicks.
45) Failed somersaults playing online
46) When you try and pass/head back to the 'keeper but the pass only goes 5 yards, perfectly setting up the opponent
46) Ja606 Hussies
47) Choices slide tackles
48) When some skinny bïtch outstrengths your stocky CB who has strength
49) When your players touch is rubbish
50) When you pass but the ball goes in a totally different direction
51) When you come against pace-whôres...
52) ...or people who play 5 at the back
53) When your player scuffs a shot
54) When your keeper parries right into an opposition player
55) How Chelsea have gotten worse since the update
56) The graphics
57) When a slow defender outpaces a quick defender
58) When a defender clears and it lands perfectly at the feet of the striker (when playing AI)
59) How, when you come against a quick full-back, it's near imposible to get past them, and if you do they catch up immediately. Once you're through, you're through in real life.
60) When nearly every 50-50 richochet goes one team's way for the entire game
61) When the ball is going out of play in your favour and your player automatically sprints after it trying to be the hero but touching it off
62) When an over the top ball comes over the defences, and your defender miscontrols setting the striker on goal
63) When players don't alter their position to recieve a pass
64) how first time shots from a lay-off tamely roll along the ground
65) When midgets beat your big guys in the air
66) When Ja606 Hussies win
67) A shot from a bye-line cut back always goes straight down the goalkeeper's throat.
68) First time shots from a lay off that go wildly over
69) When Clive Tyldsley says "Oh, he doesn't want to lose the ball there"
70) When Andy Townsend wont stop pluralising the word 'Goal' - "Oooh unlucky offside but he was almost in on the goals"
71) When Andy Townsend speaks
72) Tactical defending (I think it's good )
73) 6'5 AI defenders in clubs that must have 80 speed and 90 strength
74) GK's in clubs that try to dribble, get tackled and concede a goal.
75) The youth academy in Career Mode