Aberdeen

I have found that over the years Aberdeen fans have been not only the ugliest but most insignificant of all fans.

Can anyone dispute these facts? As I have yet to meet anyone who can.

Further more Aberdeen fans are usually lazy, have bad hair, refuse to clean up after themselves, don't floss, rarely tip, smell of onions and other unattractive vegetables, tell time digitally, are rude to farm animals, are rude to toddlers, don't understand the metric system, and cannot pogo.

Again, I have yet to see this disproved