The Andy Carroll Drinking Game

THE RULES.

Andy Carroll is seen walking anywhere on the pitch - three fingers of alcohol

Andy Carroll is seen sprinting anywhere on the pitch - four fingers of alcohol

Andy Carroll pulls a face reminicent of Eyore from Winnie the Pooh because he hasn't been given the ball - Three fingers of alcohol

Andy Carroll's ability to 'hold up the ball' is mentioned - Three fingers of alcohol

Andy Carroll comes back to defend a free kick/corner and makes a defensive mare - Last one to shout out 'DONKEY' drinks four fingers of alcohol

Andy Carroll falls over (anywhere on the pitch) - half of all drinks must be downed

Andy Carroll heads the ball in a directionless fashion, aimed for no one in particular resulting in the ball going out of play - 3 shots

Andy Carroll scores - all drinks must be downed.

If Andy Carroll's England performances are brought up by a commentator - 1 shot

If Andy Carroll's potential as a candidate for the Brazil World Cup are brought up - 3 shots

Andy Carroll misses a sitter or trips over the ball - 3 shots

Andy Carroll is caught offside - 3 fingers

If Andy Carroll does a "DJ" or "Putter" celebration – Last one to shout out ‘IVANHOE’ downs their drink

Andy Carroll attempts a bicycle kick - Down all drinks

Andy Carroll SCORES with a bicycle kick – Another round of drinks in and downed.

A commentator claims that forwards ‘Love to play with Carroll’ – Three fingers