BREAKING NEWS

2 November 2012

It is believed in the media that Mark Clattenburg will not receive the 4 game punishment after allegations of 'inappropriate' language was used towards 2 Chelsea players.

Referee Clattenburg was expected to receive a 4 match ban and a small fine, but after a recent discovery of his childhood it is suggested that Clattenburg was infact born and raised in Uruguay and has had his ban infact increased to 8 games and the fine increased 1000%

The referees association is furious and will be wearing t-shirts showing Mark in his signature Red Card pose to vent their frustration with the decision.

comment by Transalpinotrails (U7475)

posted on 2/11/12

Ahhh remember the time when the blue russian fans flooded our board over suarez and the idiot fan.
Chickens coming home to roost at the bridge eh!

Priceless.

comment by Mr. Unsubscribe (U1110)

posted on 2/11/12

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comment by Going Loco Like Sissoko - SUPER EUROPEAN WORLD CHAMPIONS (U10893)

posted on 2/11/12

Are tickets still available for your stand? Jeez, what am I saying, of course they are!

comment by Prankster - Unbeaten and Unbearable Super World European Champions (U6283)

posted on 2/11/12

Thats ok the FA aren't taking the accusations seriously anyway as the accuser is a lying french muppet with a history of playing the race card

comment by KnottyAshTaxDodger. (U8934)

posted on 2/11/12

This article is so bad its makes some of mine look like classic pieces of literature.