Joe Root is the new Bradman

I'd settle for a 65 average and im sure Joe would to..

8 brain cells.

of superb strength

I remember when the guardian announced that ben hollioake was the new bradman.

seriously

I predict he will average 46 or thereabouts in test cricket.

talk of him being England captain's pretty pointless as well seeing as he's only about 5 years younger than cook.

comment by Steve Davis - Three years minimum whatever happens (U16263)
posted 2 days, 2 hours ago
8 brain cells.

..............

And seven of them are dormant.

is dormant the same as dead?

Maybe they are just dormant and will come back to life.

This would be a great replacement for the Ashes urn. A 21st century equivalent in the form of a video of the article writer's brain cells coming back to life.

Good call 8bit

Thanks Wolf