Does footy need more cards

comment by Jalisco Red - The Juan I Love (U4195)
posted 15 minutes ago
Green card: The recipient is sent to America.

Library card: The recipient must remain silent for the remainder of the match.

Orson Scott Card: The recipient spends the remainder of the game floating in a vast anti-gravity chamber.
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I get it

If a player runs out of milk and bread or petrol during a match they get the credit card

Footballers seem to love a nando's, sure a few of them have black 'card'

*a

Nectar card: A player accrues points for goals, challenges and assists. The points can then be put towards transfer targets, or be used to purchase groceries.

If a player gets injured and is substituted a postcard is sent to his home address wishing he was here

i think they need to sort out the hand ball rulling inside the box, the innocent to the more deliberate.

if a shot is going directly to your face you should be allowed to protect.

"if a shot is going directly to your face you should be allowed to protect."

Maybe in ladies football, yes.

comment by HenrysCat (U3608)
posted 1 hour, 1 minute ago
"if a shot is going directly to your face you should be allowed to protect."

Maybe in ladies football, yes.
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I agree with HC. A real man will take a broken nose (if theyre soft enough for a ball to break their nose) to stop a goal, even at pub football level.

comment by Jalisco Red 🇳🇴 (U4195)
posted on 20/5/14
comment by Choice City (U6187)
posted 1 minute ago
Coffee loyalty card: If a player drinks 10 coffees during a match the 11th coffee is on the house
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Costa would get one every game.
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