Sick of hearing about Messi being the best player ever? Well we all know he isn’t the best because he couldn’t hack a cold, wet, windy night at Stoke. Based on this criteria (Which we all know is what decides who the best player is) I will now prove who the best players ever are and prove that Messi is overrated. Won't let me fit it all in here so will just link the stats.
Stats from the beginning of time (Stoke away in the PL). Stats compiled by Opta(mistic) on a scale of 1 to 10. Metoffice data used to determine coldness, wetness and windiness. Probably.
Previous seasons upto this season : http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A84086526
End of this season stats:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A84086706
So the best player in the world this season is Chris Baird. The worst player in the world with a disappointing score of -10 is Lionel Messi.
The best players in the history of football (Stoke away since 08) are Jody Craddock, Freddy Piquionne, Didier Drogba and Chris Baird.
Once again I would just like to say that I am extremely glad that we have sorted this out. Congratulations to Chris Baird. A wonderful talent.
All the best.
Barry Smith
The true best player ever
posted on 5/6/11
Do you think Bramble would go out with me if i asked him? Does he have twitter? How do I go about asking him? Thanks.
posted on 5/6/11
Found him on twitter. Wish me luck.
posted on 5/6/11
Good luck, Barry. But remember, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
posted on 5/6/11
Barry, when you're lieing ilke that it had to be done. Salifou is a legend. Whoever knew the closest we'd get to God would be in the form of a attacking-midfielder from Togo?
posted on 5/6/11
Barry, what do you make of the news that Rooney has had a hair transplant? Are you looking forward to seeing the result?
posted on 5/6/11
You mean there's plenty more brambles in the bush. That's what we call blackberries you see. Rooney, I am not sure, I was starting to like the aged look as I am into older guys. Like Bramble, but will also be interesting to see him looking nice and young again. Hope the extra drag caused by his hair won't affect his tracking back.
posted on 5/6/11
Bramble would get 54+ goals in La Liga.
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And not just Titus, Tesfaye Bramble would manage it too
posted on 5/6/11
I agree. Titus still hasn't twatted me back yet. I made the first move so just upto him now.
posted on 5/6/11
164 members online, bit disapointing
posted on 5/6/11
stop shouting please. There aren't that many people online because it only re-opened yesterday or so. Also this site doesn't keep you logged in like 606 did. And stuff and mainly things.