Gazza

Jfk, you're so right, I tried going out sober a few times and the drunks just do your head in so you have to join them at their level to enjoy yourself.

Curly, I had to have a thorough medical to get my visa for new zealand, part of it was a chest x ray and after 16 years of smoking between 15 and 20 a day my results showed my lungs to be completely clear.

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i was out with pals a while back and one got super drunk, kept singing and I had to get him in a taxi home.

countless efforts to get him in the car, got him in one and he called the driver an a.rsehole and got chucked out of it.

eventually got him in one...

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My best mate was always that guy. I remember one night we went out, I drove, and in the first bar and I challenged him to neck a 4 pint pitcher of beer, which credit to him he managed, then 30 seconds later projectile vomited it all over my other mate who was sat next to him. Once I had picked myself up off the floor from laughing I took the guy that got puked on home so he could shower and change leaving another mate and the puker at the pub, we got back to find him surrounded by 3 doormen with a mop and bucket being forced to clean the floor

30 cigs a day and 80 units per week and he said I was in great health

There must have been a power cut during the machine testing

curly

someone elses turn next time mate

I've got loads of stories about him, you could guarantee he would do something stupid and hilarious whenever we went out. He got drunk once and then tripped up a step in the pub and hit his head on the table and knocked himself out for about 3 minutes, we just stood over him and carried on drinking "ah its ash he will be fine in a minute"

He also set fire to his dad's kitchen trying to grill some bacon at 4am after a night out, but dozed off on the kitchen floor

It's getting late here in nz so I'm gonna call it a night, I'll pick this up again when I wake up, good thread.

Catch you all later

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