Emirates Cursed?

Is it the the type of grass at Emirates or London Colney, is it because there is something in the taps, is it something to do with the anti balding cream Sagna left in the dressing room or is it just we need to completely ban England team esp. Stevie G, Rooney and rival haters from contaminating the training area with foreign substances to stop us from competing.

We need action this is not conspiracy theory it is real and is seriously hampering our season, Giroud, Ramsey, Wilshere, Arteta, Gibbs, Ozil, Ox, Ospina, Debuchy, Vermaelen, RVP, Cesc, Rosicky all current and former players have suffred peculiar injuries and MUST be investigated asap and.............

could we just practice corners this whole week nothing else.