Melanie Sykes

Mr Chelsea.
I'm on about Melanie Sykes. She used to date a mate of mine years ago. Can't remember what gameshow they met on though. When he dumped for being a nut job, I thought he was off his rocker. Constant phone calls, letters and abusive language confirmed that he was bang on the money. He said she was a right bunny boiler, and from what I saw (and heard), he was spot on.

comment by Ledley's resurrection - Bonafide Football Manager legend and Wonderkid Hunter (U20121)
posted 1 minute ago
Would shatter her dirtbox
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Rude

She was in prison for a night for punching her ex boyfriend

Babyen
Suppose you gotta weigh up the pros and cons. She's defo a good shaag, that much we can tell but do you really wana go into work the next day with a bust lip and a black eye

comment by Babyen møtte snikmorder (U9094)
posted 11 minutes ago
Mr Chelsea.
I'm on about Melanie Sykes. She used to date a mate of mine years ago. Can't remember what gameshow they met on though. When he dumped for being a nut job, I thought he was off his rocker. Constant phone calls, letters and abusive language confirmed that he was bang on the money. He said she was a right bunny boiler, and from what I saw (and heard), he was spot on.
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Did you have a different username in the past? Feels like I've heard this about her before somewhere, and to be fair she does look like a bit of a wrong'un if she doesn't get her own way

comment by Mr Chelsea. (U3579)
posted 27 minutes ago

Babyen
Suppose you gotta weigh up the pros and cons. She's defo a good shaag, that much we can tell but do you really wana go into work the next day with a bust lip and a black eye
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"that much we can tell"?

Ledley's:
Always had this username on here. Was called something else on the old 606 though. For the life of me I can't remember what it was though.

Ah right, maybe it was there then. I'm sure I've heard she was a bit of a whack job

Yes yes yes

With a time machine on standby, hell yes. That gob is made for my n.ob.

Now...yeah, for sure.