How easy his life used to be
Romancing through division three
The Big Hoose still open
But at his job he's no coping
And he's as wanted as a dose of VD
Who am I?
posted on 24/11/14
If you're finding it too difficult, I don't think a clue is the type of assistance you should be asking for...
posted on 24/11/14
The character limit on twitter
Prevents limericks if you're a quitter
But with one little cheat
You can quickly defeat
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posted on 24/11/14
comment by wiretapper (U5071)
posted 5 minutes ago
The character limit on twitter
Prevents limericks if you're a quitter
But with one little cheat
You can quickly defeat
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That's quite good.
posted on 24/11/14
Ah this takes me back to my BBC 606 days.
To the tune of ''The Candy Man''.
Who can take a bad club
make them even worse,
gave them all these promises
despite nothing in the purse,
The murray man, the murray man can' cause he mixes it with lies
to make the gers feel good.
Who can take their home fans,
spin them all around,
take them up to dizzy heights,
then smash them off the ground,
The murray man can, the murray man can' cause he mixes it with lies to make the gers feel good.
Murray man he takes, every speech he makes,
turns it into gold and glitter,
you can read them all on twitter,
now all his fans are on the shitt'er.
Who can leave a bad club,
in such financial ruin,
jumps aboard his spaceship,
then heads off to the moon'
The murray man can, the murray man can' cause he mixes it with lies to make the gers feel good..
posted on 24/11/14
Kwality posting guys.
Never knew we had so many flowery bhatti boys on JA.
posted on 24/11/14
His middle name is Aird.
Would be better called Lard
posted on 24/11/14
comment by bubblebhoy (U3429)
posted 47 minutes ago
Ah this takes me back to my BBC 606 days.
To the tune of ''The Candy Man''.
Who can take a bad club
make them even worse,
gave them all these promises
despite nothing in the purse,
The murray man, the murray man can' cause he mixes it with lies
to make the gers feel good.
Who can take their home fans,
spin them all around,
take them up to dizzy heights,
then smash them off the ground,
The murray man can, the murray man can' cause he mixes it with lies to make the gers feel good.
Murray man he takes, every speech he makes,
turns it into gold and glitter,
you can read them all on twitter,
now all his fans are on the shitt'er.
Who can leave a bad club,
in such financial ruin,
jumps aboard his spaceship,
then heads off to the moon'
The murray man can, the murray man can' cause he mixes it with lies to make the gers feel good..
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brilliant Bubble
posted on 24/11/14
Why thank you kind sir.
posted on 25/11/14
There was a young man named Micheal Jackson
Who's mother asked "why yae no black son"
Like a girl he song
And liked his boys young
Although he'd pay to avoid legal action
posted on 25/11/14
*sung