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• The board will decide to sack Pearson as soon as we are 2-0 down (12 minutes).
• Someone will ring Sky Sports, who will announce the sacking on air at around the 20-minute mark.
• At 40 minutes, a 70,000-word feature will be posted on JA606 explaining that, in terms of multi-dimensional cash-return-on-brand-exploitation analysis, it's the only business model that makes any sense. And in any case, Pearson is a total canute.
• At 45+3 minutes, Chloe Albrighton will dance naked on the pitch with a foaming bottle of champagne, and be removed by stewards.
• At the resumption of the second half, Pearson will return to the dug-out, the board having bottled the challenge of telling him that he no longer has a job.
• At 64 minutes Wilshire will lose his footing and career into the City dugout, where Pearson will garotte him with a worn 3rd strip sock and a corner flag pole. The fourth official will give him a thumbs-up.
• At 89 minutes, Hamer (on as sub for Ulloa) will head the decisive goal in our 4-3 victory.
• At 90+4, the board will issue an official statement: nothing happened, no idea what all the fuss is about, business as usual.
• At 11pm the Guardian will announce that Pearson has been sacked. Then at 3am will say no he hasn't.
• Two days later, the FA will say that no charges are to be brought over the Wilshere incident, as it was just a joke that got out of hand.

Nice work FF.

Something to brighten up what may well be a painful episode in North London.

Very good Fat F - I enjoyed that.

.... although you might have risked a bigger departure from the truth.

FF class

FF: that's the first good laugh I've had in weeks – thank you