Outrageous!!

Dear friends, as I type this I am trying my best not to break my keyboard as I am so angry. Angry? Yes, do you know why? Well, those male chauvinistic pigs that ride motorbikes, similar to that disgusting tattooed trollop Hamilton had the temerity to spray the girls on the podium champagne!!

We must put a stop to such behaviour, you can clearly see that the evil Hamilton is corrupting the purity of the podium celebration and the other fools; Rossi, Marquez and Lorenzo have joined him in their disgraceful treatment of the women who provide significant input into Motorsport.

I am refreshed however to see the 1000s of articles in the press, our bastions of morality criticising those cretins and their master Hamilton for such odious behaviour. Something we have never seen in Motorsport until that clown from Stevenage arrived.

They will not get away with this, we shall make them pay for bringing disgrace to our sport.

So, who's with me!! Justice for the podium girls!!