Well off season is boring, transfer windows though provide some entertainment.
Im assuming some people on here saw this earlier last month.
http://www.thesportbible.com/articles/two-arsenal-fans-are-having-the-greatest-argument-ever-on-twitter
Its was regarding Jackson Martinez.
Arsenal Fan 1: If Arsenal pay £25+mill for a 29 yo striker from the Portuguese league, I will be available to be knocked down by a feather all summer.
Arsenal Fan 2: he's 28 btw
Arsenal Fan 1: Hes a lot nearer 29 than he is 28. That's a fact.
Arsenal Fan 1: What am I not surprised that fractions are beyond you? The day after his birthday, he is no longer 28.
Arsenal Fan 2: he's 28 until he becomes 29. That's how it works
Arsenal Fan 1: Perhaps if you had paid more attention in Maths lessons? You might remember "round up or down to the nearest whole number"
Arsenal Fan 2: he's 28. That's a fact.
Arsenal Fan 1: No, it is not £1.75 is not one pound. You don't even understand what a fact is now.
Arsenal Fan 2: until he's 29 he's 28.
Arsenal Fan 1: No he is 28 and something. And if something is more than half, he is nearer 29. You are saying £1.75 is one pound.Stupid.
Gotta agree with Arsenal fan 1 on this one tbh.
Arsenal fans arguing on twitter
posted on 2/7/15
No it wasn't, his argument was he was nearer to 29 than 28 years old.
posted on 2/7/15
comment by Wumpatrol (U5046)
posted 5 minutes ago
No it wasn't, his argument was he was nearer to 29 than 28 years old.
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Jackson Martinez might be closer to 29 than he was on his 28th birthday but he's not closer to 29 than 28. You're 28 right up until the moment you're 29.
posted on 2/7/15
two more dopey gooooners in the world. no surprises here.
posted on 2/7/15
comment by Superb (U6486)
posted 2 hours, 4 minutes ago
comment by Wumpatrol (U5046)
posted 5 minutes ago
No it wasn't, his argument was he was nearer to 29 than 28 years old.
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Jackson Martinez might be closer to 29 than he was on his 28th birthday but he's not closer to 29 than 28. You're 28 right up until the moment you're 29.
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what?
you just contradicted yourself inside two lines
posted on 2/7/15
comment by Chronic (U3423)
posted 34 minutes ago
comment by Superb (U6486)
posted 2 hours, 4 minutes ago
comment by Wumpatrol (U5046)
posted 5 minutes ago
No it wasn't, his argument was he was nearer to 29 than 28 years old.
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Jackson Martinez might be closer to 29 than he was on his 28th birthday but he's not closer to 29 than 28. You're 28 right up until the moment you're 29.
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what?
you just contradicted yourself inside two lines
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No I didn't. Show where I contradicted myself if you think I did ....
posted on 2/7/15
Blarmy knows
posted on 4/7/15
posted on 14/5/16
So is Jackson Martinez 29 or 30? Fight me for the right answer
posted on 14/5/16
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted on 2/7/15
comment by Robben #20 (U1145)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 12 seconds ago
comment by Robben #20 (U1145)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Choice City (U6187)
posted 5 minutes ago
Chelsea fans are mice
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*nice
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you reckon....i'm waiting on a better explanation...
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And you think you'll get one from Choicebot?
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Oh he knows what he meant....
He's rodent-ist to the core that one
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posted on 14/5/16
Chelsea