.. I read in the national press that our former player, young Raheem has a very expensive Mercedes model blitzkrieg109 super bellendturbo costing £125K, a mere trifle for one so talented.
Apparently, according to the press,it's been found,damaged and abandoned in a street in London, containing -wait for it - laughing gas capsules. It's been dragged off to Manchester where apparently it will be repaired and presumably re-stocked with fresh gas cannisters - we don't want to see him going wanting, do we?
His agent, dopey,has come out and said young Raheem lent to a friend; he,Raheem definitely wasn't in the car at the time of the crash.
Well, that's good enough for me.
What a sad loss.
JimmyTheRed
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I know I shouldn't comment,but ..
comment by Peggy (U20614)
posted on 10/8/15
I don't see the problem with young lads using this gas really, I mean....it's only a laugh isn't it?
comment by jlou1978 (U15376)
posted on 10/8/15
Reems two best buds are coke fiends.
comment by RedMen7 (U8888)
posted on 10/8/15
He's such a t@sser, watching him give his shirt away at the end, nice little PR stunt!
Look, the lad will win trophys at city, good luck to him, but he still missed another sitter, if he continues to miss them he'll end up on the bench.
comment by Dalglish's Double Fist Pump (U6580)
posted on 10/8/15
Who cares ... He can do what he wants. Let it go Jimmy
comment by Sir Digby (U6039)
posted on 11/8/15
comment by Igor Biscan's Missing Goal Celebration (U15416)
posted 2 hours, 56 minutes ago
comment by Sir Digby - The Quadruple is ON (U6039)
posted 5 minutes ago
Shisha is legal, not an issue again
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t's hardly what you want your new £49 million pound signing doing though is it?
And Jimmy, let it go. I don't know why you still care.
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why what difference will a couple of shishas make?
comment by JimmyTheRed (U1682)
posted on 11/8/15
To my fellow Reds: the very idea that I haven't 'let it go' is completely wide of the mark. I was critical of him when he was still playing for our team.
And, because his agent says that Raheem was in Manchester when the accident occurred in London, as TOOR is suggesting - and I accepted too without challenge - then that must be right.
Ward, for me, is the epitome of rectitude, if he says that, then without question, without reservation, it must be true.
Happy now pets?
JimmyTheRed
comment by Sir Digby (U6039)
posted on 11/8/15
you were right with your title
comment by Mr. Unsubscribe (U1110)
posted on 11/8/15
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comment by U2 (U20610)
posted on 11/8/15
I think he'll do well. I'd be surprised if he doesn't score 10-12 league goals this season, if not a few more.
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted on 11/8/15
Sterling bottled it again last night.
We'll soon rid him of 'bottling' mentality.
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