Top 10 Stupid Van Fool Quotes

1.“We have played the best match of the world" - After losing to Mourinho.
2.“That’s my philosophy" - WTF does this even mean? Seriously, he’s been at Man U for like 2 years know and I still have no idea what his ‘philosophy’ is. Quoting a funny video I once watched, it’s a Failosophy!
3.“The third captain was Mr Mike Smalling" - Senile furrrktard can’t even remember his own players’ names.
4.“Expectations are too high" - Yeah, the expectation to finish in the top 4 ahead of 2nd tier teams like Totts and Lester is too high, huh? Ffs, even West Ham are gonna finish above Man U.
5.“When you are not willing to follow the principles of the philosophy, then there is only one way and that is out" - Lucky escape for Victor Valdes.
6.“Why is he saying something? Because of the benefit of the club, or the benefit of himself?" - Van fool on Scholes criticising his shiiit performance. He’s saying something because you’re a loser who’s messed up Man U stupid.
7.“OK. That’s good. That you are interested." - Van fool surprised that someone ain’t bored as furrrk by his team’s lame style of play.
8.“With the quality of Fellaini" - Lolnope.
9.“I am very confident I shall succeed here." - Lolnope
10.“I have signed a three-year contract. Believe me, I shall finish that." - I freaking hope not. Mourinho in.

Dear Man U. Get rid of the old bastaaard Van Fool and bring in the Special One. For the last few years, Man U have needed someone to save them and become their new hero. If you hire Mourinho, I promise you, you will see a hero right before your eyes.