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Spurs carry out controlled implosion of

...their season

TOTTENHAM Hotspur demolished their season at St James’ Park yesterday.

Following reports of something resembling optimism among supporters, the club dispatched its 11-man hope-disposal squad to lay down on the Newcastle pitch.

Manager Mauricio Pochettino said: “The main thing is that no Arsenal fan’s pride was hurt and we managed to get our fans out of the stadium as quickly and quietly as possible.

“I’d also like to thank the players for ending the season in such a calmly inept manner."

It has been confirmed the suspiciously high level of optimism had been left behind in February as part of a training exercise in winning the league.

Questions are now being asked as to how it could have stayed in people’s minds for this long unnoticed.

NB. Stolen from the Daily Mash.......just couldnt help myself

posted on 16/5/16

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posted on 16/5/16

Bite

posted on 16/5/16

TBH I hated seeing joyous faces at The Emirates more

posted on 17/5/16

Poor spuddlings. As normal have problems reading and comprehending. Bless their little cottons

comment by Devil (U6522)

posted on 17/5/16

Newcastle defeat in a way summed up just how out of their depth they are in a title challenge right now. The moment they choked it, they stopped playing for pride because winning the title was everything. Real title contending teams keep playing because they see it as their right to occupy the top positions - even Arsenal do this.

Key summer for them coming up. Half the team is ready to dine at the round table, they just need to fill out the rest with equally good quality and refuse to sell their gems for a change (but with Levy being there that won't be an issue). Hope they get it right, the idea of a strong Spurs going forward is great in my eyes.

posted on 17/5/16

The roars at the Emirates were deafening finishing above Spurs saved their season

posted on 17/5/16

comment by LegendOsgood (U7946)
posted 8 minutes ago
The roars at the Emirates were deafening finishing above Spurs saved their season
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As long as Wengie stays im a happy chappy

Wengie + Lvg = 2 potential contenders out the running from August, even making the right sounds we know it wont last past February at best

posted on 17/5/16

Oh well all the gooner will have the usual wengy love fest over the summer again...which means he'll stay...which can only be good

Standard arsenal circle stuff....

Make top 4....buy new striker....fail in Europe....call for Wengers head....make top 4.....etc

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