A friend of mine bought tickets to the UCL final in milan next Saturday ( Real Madrid v Athletico) ... the problem is that he completely forgot and the Saturday is his wedding day ... coz he bought the tickets few months before agreeing the wedding date .... Now he wants to know if any one is interested in getting married ....
Thought I'd help him out by asking on here.
Champions League Final ticket problem
posted on 23/5/16
please don't post any more jokes, someone's got to use this seat next
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comment by enlightened hippo (U1301)
posted 20 minutes ago
i just read this joke on a german comedian's fb
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I knew it would spread fast but wow.
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posted on 23/5/16
What time does the last elephant leave for the village?
posted on 23/5/16
I willing to believe every word you said, right up until you said "a friend of mine"
posted on 23/5/16
I was willing
posted on 23/5/16
go home
posted on 23/5/16
comment by Mr Reasonable (U2320)
posted 28 minutes ago
I willing to believe every word you said, right up until you said "a friend of mine"
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The joke is old, but pure gold.
posted on 23/5/16