I'm currently lying in a pool of my own sweat spew and other horribleness. I can honestly say I've never had a bug this ferocious.
My wife's night shift thank god cos there isn't a part of the house that is not covered in something, honestly like a scene from the exorcist. To make it worse my cats seem to think regurgated hamburger might make a nice wee snack
She's gonna get a laugh at 8 bells when she walks in the door.
I can't sleep and I don't post much, so I thought I'd bring you into my current situation.
Anyone else got any illness related stories that might make me feel a bit better.
Oh and to keep it football related I have a feeling Celtic are gonna pull a major signing out the back before too long
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comment by theresgonnaebeashow (U5686)
posted on 6/6/16
Suffering bad with hay fever today.
Worse than flu, cos you no its still going to be just as bad for the next free week.
So loads of sympathy please. Thanks
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comment by theresgonnaebeashow (U5686)
posted on 6/6/16
Free
comment by EightThrees (U9258)
posted on 6/6/16
Had what appeared to be trapped wind for almost a fortnight. Imagine not being able to fart or do a proper Shiite? Great laugh so it was
comment by theresgonnaebeashow (U5686)
posted on 6/6/16
comment by NautiusX. (U9258)
posted 1 hour, 14 minutes ago
Had what appeared to be trapped wind for almost a fortnight. Imagine not being able to fart or do a proper Shiite? Great laugh so it was
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Fckin glad I ws nowhere near when Mafeking was finally relieved.
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comment by Admin1 (U1)
posted on 6/6/16
comment by NautiusX. (U9258)
posted 1 hour, 18 minutes ago
Had what appeared to be trapped wind for almost a fortnight. Imagine not being able to fart or do a proper Shiite? Great laugh so it was
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I ruined my stomach when I was about 19 with absinthe. You know how you drink a can of juice and burp. I couldn't. Hours of pain.
comment by theresgonnaebeashow (U5686)
posted on 6/6/16
comment by Admin1 (U1)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by NautiusX. (U9258)
posted 1 hour, 18 minutes ago
Had what appeared to be trapped wind for almost a fortnight. Imagine not being able to fart or do a proper Shiite? Great laugh so it was
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I ruined my stomach when I was about 19 with absinthe. You know how you drink a can of juice and burp. I couldn't. Hours of pain.
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And you rule the roost over us on here.
How the feq did that ever happen?
comment by Admin1 (U1)
posted on 6/6/16
comment by theresgonnaebeashow - Joseph Barton - undercover Tim. (U5686)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Admin1 (U1)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by NautiusX. (U9258)
posted 1 hour, 18 minutes ago
Had what appeared to be trapped wind for almost a fortnight. Imagine not being able to fart or do a proper Shiite? Great laugh so it was
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I ruined my stomach when I was about 19 with absinthe. You know how you drink a can of juice and burp. I couldn't. Hours of pain.
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And you rule the roost over us on here.
How the feq did that ever happen?
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Imagine liking the messed up world of 606 you decide to create a replica. Admin2 and I are clearly flawed.
comment by theresgonnaebeashow (U5686)
posted on 6/6/16
comment by Admin1 (U1)
posted 28 minutes ago
comment by theresgonnaebeashow - Joseph Barton - undercover Tim. (U5686)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Admin1 (U1)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by NautiusX. (U9258)
posted 1 hour, 18 minutes ago
Had what appeared to be trapped wind for almost a fortnight. Imagine not being able to fart or do a proper Shiite? Great laugh so it was
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I ruined my stomach when I was about 19 with absinthe. You know how you drink a can of juice and burp. I couldn't. Hours of pain.
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And you rule the roost over us on here.
How the feq did that ever happen?
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Imagine liking the messed up world of 606 you decide to create a replica. Admin2 and I are clearly flawed.
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And you have both reaffirmed my decision never to touch absinthe. Boring, yes, but I still have my faculties at the age of 60.
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