Wunter Under Meijer Exclusive

Wunter Under Meijer, the respected German publication has come across a top secret dossier from the FA to referees

A new initiative, which is as yet unnamed, has been negotiated for a year and gained the backing of those pillars of the community that are the Professional Football Association and the League Managers’ Association.

We at Wunter have dubbed the new initiative "The Rooney rule."

This season yellow cards will be issued to players who:

1. Show visibly disrespectful behaviour to any match official
2. Respond aggressively to decisions
3. Confront an official face to face
4. Run towards an official to contest a decision

As we all know Wayne only runs when he's got a ref to abuse, is constantly in their face and often shouts like a drunken touretts sufferer at them.

We can only conclude that there is some exception for the england captain or he would be sent off every game.

Wunter, your news made up.