Transfer Rumours

Watching us being linked to about a thousand players and signing probably only the cheap ones and the one decent player every year is definitely not my favourite thing as an Arsenal fan.

So who exactly starts the transfer rumours? The clubs? Agents? Press? Or is it just random?

The most annoying bit is that they use the fans in the process to get clicks on their sites or better deals for their clients. Thinking, can I make up something to gain by having a false rumour out there and let's start one right now.

Messi is signing for QPR for 200 million and Bolasie going the other way. Or maybe a more believable one. Spurs are going all out for Rooney because of his experience and 'Englishness' to help their young squad. They're offering Levy and 53 million and one pound.