Just got back from holiday on Saturday as and I haven't been following our preseason at all so far.
But am I right to assume that United fans have already come up with a hit song for Zlatan?
I just can't wait for the atmosphere at OT this new season with Mourinho and Zlatan now at the biggest club in the world.
So come on then , lads , what's the new Zlatan song ... If there's already one?
And if there isn't one yet , let's get started with that right here and right now
The Zlatan Song
posted on 25/7/16
Just getting the truths out there
Go on any article on the United board and you'll see some reference to 'biggest and best' and 'biggest club in the world'. Who you trying to convince, yourself or us?
posted on 25/7/16
In fact we've got two examples on this article alone. One in the OP and one by the upset chap whose wound up
posted on 26/7/16
You're quite boring Obers
posted on 26/7/16
posted on 26/7/16
Zlatan comes from Sweden
He came to us from France
And when he's up against you
You'll know you have no chance
His ego's feckin massive
And so's his great big nose
He think's he's god's gift to women
And that his p*ni$'s like a hose
He scored loads of goals in Turin
He cleaned up with Ajax
And he's our centre forward
And so we can all relax
So Zlatan Ibrahimovic
You're now our number nine
If Eric was our faithful King
As our god please be divine.
posted on 26/7/16
His nose is offside...his nose is offside... Zlatan Ibrahimovic.... his nose is offside
posted on 26/7/16
comment by Obers (U3904)
posted 9 hours, 15 minutes ago
Just getting the truths out there
Go on any article on the United board and you'll see some reference to 'biggest and best' and 'biggest club in the world'. Who you trying to convince, yourself or us?
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hmmm you do have a point with this one obers tbh.
Utd are a massive club, but why a fan would feel the constant need to say it is a bit off.
posted on 26/7/16
Nick it's because they are worried they will never get back to their former level, because the climate has changed. They are getting... that word again
posted on 26/7/16
A friend and I were discussing this earlier, Man utd use to be the evil monster at the top who got everything, poaching off other clubs. Now they can't. A massive shift since Fergie left.
Rooney from Everton
RVP from Arsenal
Cole From newcastle
Keane from Forrest
Yorke from Villa
Cantona from Leeds
All for peanuts of their true worth. Now they have to pay 100 million for an average player because being "man utd" is not enough with the other clubs having more money.
posted on 26/7/16
Keane Rooney an Cole cost us a kings ransome at the time... Rvp was massively overprised