I'm never going to Elland Road again

Before you say anything, this is not some kind of hissy fit or knee-jerk reaction to tonight's game.

The reason I'm never going again is because I think I might be cursed.

I've been to see Leeds play quite a few times now but I've never seen them win.

It seems like no matter how well we play, or how many wins we've racked up before, or how good our form is, as soon as I get within spitting distance of LS11, it all goes flying out the window.

So with this in mind, I will be maintaining a safe distance from the club and supporting them from afar.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna see if I can put this curse to good use.

Anyone know how much a season ticket at Old Trafford costs?