Rick Parfitt popptt itt.

heard it earlier, shame

he will be going down down deeper and down noo

On the subject of death, i saw several ads in the obituaries advertising plots for sale and i thought to myself, that's the last thing I need.

Tried to fit magnums joke in to conversation all night in the pub

Eventually while one of the chaps was giving way to
Much detail how he did the office lassie at his Christmas party I blurted out said joke

Kind of didn't get the reaction I thought
No laugh just aye ok

Now back to this lassie you pumped Jim

I left for a smoke

comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 14 minutes ago
Tried to fit magnums joke in to conversation all night in the pub

Eventually while one of the chaps was giving way to
Much detail how he did the office lassie at his Christmas party I blurted out said joke

Kind of didn't get the reaction I thought
No laugh just aye ok

Now back to this lassie you pumped Jim

I left for a smoke
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Sorry about that

Obviously not music afficianados!

Jim played a better tune it seems

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I think u two have jumped a thread. .This is a death joke thread..now begone lads.

A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death." He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"

Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burned. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body. Daryl arrives first, and when the mortician pulls back the sheet, Daryl says, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolls him over, and Daryl says, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thinks this is strange. Then he brings Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer takes a look at the face and says, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolls him over and Gomer says, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asks, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two ass holes." "What? He had two ass holes?!" exclaims the mortician. "Yup, every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two ass holes.'"