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Hate Right Now

If there's one thing I facking hate right now it's those poxy facking Money SuperMarket ads. That stupid fat pansy and the rest in heels and little shorts, the inexplicable narrative, the infuriating misuse of the word 'epic' and most of all that uttercunt Tom Bakers stupid over exposed facking voice. I facking hate Little Britain for giving that washed up old spunker a leg up, he's been everywhere like shiiit in a field for a decade now. If I had my way I'd firebomb the facking lot of them, then beat Baker like a ginger stepson, cut him like a steak and burn him like an old sofa.

Chris Kamara is a close second, those facking Ladbrokes ads and the way he just says unbelievable everytime the camera is put on him now. Facking PR!ck.

What do you hate right now?

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

Too right. I remember he told me he'd just knocked one out before wiping his hand in my face.

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

What an odious creature.

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

Yep. Good value at a party, less so as a house mate. Haven't seen him in about ten years, thankfully by the looks of it.

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

As long as the house party is at someone else's gaff

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

Boris bike cyclists who don't understand we stay on the left in the UK especially on the canal toe path

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

Yeah I cycle by the canal a lot and get the passing thing with women and Poles. I always pull out left from about 20 meters just to be sure and they just can't help themselves going the same way. Plus sometimes you cycle towards a group of about three cyclists and they cycle next to each other.

Another on the canal is guys desperate to overtake you then they slow down and just sit in front of you and you have to slow down.

Side note but my Mrs came home from work soaking once because she managed to cycle in to the canal in the dark, fell between to house boats and had to get pulled out by a passer by. She just got on with it and got herself home.

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

comment by The Droog (U17596)
posted 19 minutes ago
Yeah I cycle by the canal a lot and get the passing thing with women and Poles. I always pull out left from about 20 meters just to be sure and they just can't help themselves going the same way. Plus sometimes you cycle towards a group of about three cyclists and they cycle next to each other.

Another on the canal is guys desperate to overtake you then they slow down and just sit in front of you and you have to slow down.

Side note but my Mrs came home from work soaking once because she managed to cycle in to the canal in the dark, fell between to house boats and had to get pulled out by a passer by. She just got on with it and got herself home.
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I hit one head on last year. My bike is lightweight. I went over my handle bars and headbutted her full on the nose. Broke it in 2 places. Had to call an ambulance. When I asked her why she came onto my side she said she didn't realise people keep to the left. She was French and it was her first time cycling in London

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

Are there not pictographic signs?

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

She kind of had it coming then

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