Wee Sunday joke...

Escy

That's the second funniest thing I've heard this weekend.

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Escy

That's the second funniest thing I've heard this weekend.


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I wont ask

Best not

Terrible but actually had me in a fit of laughter.

I need to stop drinking

Nice one

By a country mile yer best post of 2017 so far.

Prob still will be in December.

Mr cadbury met Mrs rowntree on a double decker. It was after eight. They got off at quality street. He asked her name " polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said in a whispa. "I'm marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied. He touch her creme eggs and slipped his hand into her snickers. He fondled her flap jacks and she rubbed his tic tacs. It was a fab moment as she screamed in turkish delight. But 3 days later his sherbert dip started to itch. Turns out miss rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he's got bloody alsorts!!!

Bell FFS