Get up.
Go to work.
Check BBC football website for the weekend scores in your lunch break
Give it large to your 'mates' at work (who actually hate you) because your team won at the weekend.
Try to keep up with football conversation at work when people talk about clubs outside of the top 4.
Go home.
Check Wikipedia for latest goal scoring stats of your teams strikers. And to remind you who plays for your team these days
Go to the pub.
Laugh at some of your family (who also hate you) because they support a team who happens to be outside the top 4
Take a convenient bathroom break when they start reminding you that you only started getting into football aged 16
Lecture said family members and friends on all things football. From all the stuff you've read on Wikipedia
Go home
Play FIFA 17. Obviously you'll choose to be your top 4 club.
Go online and play someone with inferior players who has picked a club outside of the top 4.
Beat them comprehensively and clench fist afterwards in front of the mirror
Open up JA606 and start an argument with fellow fans.
Go on to the Leicester board and tell everyone why Leicester are rubbish this season and that in reality they've always been rubbish. You know more about their club than they do after all.
Check Leicester Wikipedia page to make sure you didn't come across like a mug.
Turn phone off and log out immediately when you realise that you did.
Ask your dad what it's like to go to a real game and if he'll take you one day.
Head off to bed
Crack one off.
Sleep.
Repeat as is necessary
A day in the life of a top 4 fan
posted on 15/2/17
comment by Blackstarr (U12353)
posted 19 seconds ago
Watch United trying to sell us Fellaini in the summer just to unsettle us.
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posted on 15/2/17
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posted on 15/2/17
I wouldn't put it past Rudkin to buy him
posted on 15/2/17
Hands down, the best article on JA606 for a long time,
Cheers bro, it was an enjoyable read
This is so good I hope Lester survive relegation battle!
posted on 15/2/17
comment by morespurs (U15748)
posted 5 minutes ago
Hands down, the best article on JA606 for a long time,
Cheers bro, it was an enjoyable read
This is so good I hope Lester survive relegation battle!
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I really worked hard on this one and it looks like it's paying off
posted on 15/2/17
This is terrible.
posted on 15/2/17
comment by Blackstarr (U12353)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by morespurs (U15748)
posted 5 minutes ago
Hands down, the best article on JA606 for a long time,
Cheers bro, it was an enjoyable read
This is so good I hope Lester survive relegation battle!
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I really worked hard on this one and it looks like it's paying off
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After a hard day's graft, it's nice to come home and read something witty and a great banter
You've succeeded mate
posted on 15/2/17
comment by Cesc + Costa - The Spanish Duo (U21341)
posted 8 minutes ago
This is terrible.
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So is your face.
posted on 15/2/17
Huh weird, your mom never complains about my face when I'm banging her.
posted on 15/2/17
comment by Cesc + Costa - The Spanish Duo (U21341)
posted 25 minutes ago
Huh weird, your mom never complains about my face when I'm banging her.
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That's because she makes you wear a balaclava