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Admin there's a mouse infestation

on our board. It's becoming impossible to post without the mouse infestation spreading its world renown wit (#still6th) and smileys infecting the post.

Here are a few suggestions of how to deal with this terrible plague

A) Send a terrible virus to wipe them out

B) Bait them out with a Gerrard glory hole meeting, stick anthrax on your magic wand whilst they all blow you dry thinking that you're Stevie me.

C) Tell them that it's a bonus dole day only to be collected on a certain day, lock them in building and set it alight.

D) Bomb Liverpool and Norway

failing all of this just delete their board cause they only ever use it to discuss other teams. They're already camped out on our board so we may as well just put up with the filthy little rodents and live with them.

What say you?

posted 2 days, 2 hours ago

To be fair to the OP, those articles were about you, not to you hehe. I think Juan was banned many years ago so is unable to share his pearls of wisdom directly with you.

posted 2 days, 2 hours ago

comment by Coutinho's Happy Feet (U18971)
posted 2 minutes ago
Misty

If you and you're United mates are miffed why us Liverpool fans post on the United board perhaps you should have a word with the OP. Here's a couple of his most recent efforts;

http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/361523
http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/361996


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Clear and PHACTual articles. Still doesnt answer why you rat's are camped on our board yet run like b1ches to admin when others post on ur board.

posted 2 days, 2 hours ago

comment by Clever - son son son - 'The Special One' or Dare To Zlatan' (U18599)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Coutinho's Happy Feet (U18971)
posted 2 minutes ago
Misty

If you and you're United mates are miffed why us Liverpool fans post on the United board perhaps you should have a word with the OP. Here's a couple of his most recent efforts;

http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/361523
http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/361996


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Clear and PHACTual articles. Still doesnt answer why you rat's are camped on our board yet run like b1ches to admin when others post on ur board.
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#Still6th is clear and factual with the added bonus it makes you lot

posted 2 days, 1 hour ago

I agree. When the mousers lose a game, they're all like...

https://tinyurl.com/z8dgzmo onto other boards.

Otherwise you dont see them

posted 2 days, 1 hour ago

win a game**

posted 2 days, 1 hour ago

15 second rule is pretty cool.

posted 2 days ago

Meh. Not bothered unless you are Robben, who replies within 1/10 seconds back.

posted 2 days ago

comment by Pranks-So I turn 60 this year, my missus doesn't let me drink so there won't be any beer. She hits me if I protest, so I spend most of my time in the gym working on my puffy nipples and saggyy chest. (U6283)
posted 6 hours, 4 minutes ago
i'm sure you're be ahead of us soon since your team is so great, you can take the pi$$ then
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You think you'll go down to seventh?

posted 1 day, 23 hours ago

comment by Don Draper's dandruff (U20155)
posted 6 hours, 37 minutes ago
comment by Coutinho's Happy Feet (U18971)
posted 2 seconds ago
It's raining down South

#Still6th
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So predictable and tedious. Then someone bothers to respond and is hit with the devastating "bite".
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Bite

posted 1 day, 23 hours ago

comment by Clockwork Red: King Henrikh V (U4892)
posted 26 minutes ago
comment by Pranks-So I turn 60 this year, my missus doesn't let me drink so there won't be any beer. She hits me if I protest, so I spend most of my time in the gym working on my puffy nipples and saggyy chest. (U6283)
posted 6 hours, 4 minutes ago
i'm sure you're be ahead of us soon since your team is so great, you can take the pi$$ then
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You think you'll go down to seventh?

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