Well Gianfranco on behalf of all Blues fans I'd absolutely love to thank you for everything that you've done for us,unfortunately nothing springs to mind right now!
Unless of course being the tactical,footballing mastermind behind our spectacular plummet down the Championship table,somewhat akin to throwing an elephant tied to an anvil off the top of London's Shard?
Your stock must be right up at record levels after this effort,on a par with America's Dow Jones and the UK's FTSE 100 indices?
Did you not think to do some research first,as to how well historically foreign managers,with of course the exception of Rafael Benitez,fare in this division generally?
So thanks Luca,can I call you that?I don't know how to say sweet F***y Adams in Italian maybe someone (Tino?) can help me but mille grazie,you are about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike!
Ciao you stumpy little muppet!
Gianfranco Zola to walk after Wolves game!
posted on 20/2/17
I think a Chinook helicopter would surely be the carrier of choice as i just think any aircraft travelling at speed would be far to risky and would be highly unlikely to be accurate and we can't just waste Elephants trying, though of course the anvil could be used again for each subsequent attempt.
posted on 20/2/17
Alright, so forget the Chinook, not enough height clearance at 78 inches, even female Asian Elephants are on average 93 inches.
Blue would need to specify the age of said elephant before any more analysis.
posted on 20/2/17
You obviously have the Asian elephant in a sling underneath the Chinook,not inside the actual helicopter for feck's sake!
posted on 20/2/17
Why not just drop the anvils, elephants and gerbils out of the cargo plane at a neutral location? Would be much easier to organise.
posted on 20/2/17
Yeah, somewhere sparsely populated where there shouldn't be any injuries, St Andrews would be my first suggestion.
posted on 20/2/17
comment by blueinbarca (U3426)
posted 4 hours, 9 minutes ago
The elephant was parachuted in from a 747 cargo plane,who'd be stupid enough to try to get an Asian elephant in a lift?
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As thick as planks, this lot.
posted on 20/2/17
comment by blueinbarca (U3426)
posted 4 hours, 54 minutes ago
The elephant was parachuted in from a 747 cargo plane,who'd be stupid enough to try to get an Asian elephant in a lift?
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Would be a heck of a parachute.
posted on 20/2/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_JnCWT-_O8
posted on 21/2/17
Had no idea that Zola was having trouble walking by the way.
posted on 22/2/17
Zola doesn't have the decency to walk. The Chinese owners will have to sack him, thus admitting they made a massive mistake sacking Gary Rowett, thus losing massive face - a massive no-no for those people.