A Milhouse divided

WTF ?
Nurse ! he's out of bed again

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Gangster 1: I heard there's a lunar eclipse tonight. Maybe we should look up at the sky?

Gangster 2: Nah. For me, it's solar or nothing.

"Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."

Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!

Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.

Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life!”

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Frank Grimes: Man, he eats like a pig!
Lenny: I don't know. Pigs tend to chew, I say he eats more like a duck.
Frank Grimes: Well, some kind of farm animal anyway. And earlier today, I saw him asleep inside a radiation suit. Can you imagine? He was hanging from a coat hook!
Lenny: He had three beers at lunch, that would make anybody sleepy.

You know what I blame this on the breakdown of? Society.

I have three kids and no money, why can't I have no kids and three money.

Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.