Tinder openers

I thought of a fun game to play on tinder. If you go to the group section and say you’re going out, it then asks you to select friends you are with from Facebook. This allows you to see who of your facebook friends are on tinder.

Then, on tinder plus, it allows you to change your location to any part of the world. So for a bit of fun, pick one of your female friends who is currently in a really remote part of the world, far away, then change your location to there.

It would be fun to pick someone you know really well and have been following for years, like someone who has a restraining order out against you and you are in jail for killing their family. Then suddenly you come up as being nearby on a farm in Thailand. You could wait until you are just about to get out of jail and then actually find them and kill them. It would be hilarious.

comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 4 minutes ago
Ther was a guy on here, before your time OP, who used to send pics and vids of his cawq to women on those type of sites...
Got caught out by one of those fakes run by Filipinos though, who blackmailed him

He was a complete idiot though.
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How come that clown never posts here anymore?

comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 5 minutes ago
Ther was a guy on here, before your time OP, who used to send pics and vids of his cawq to women on those type of sites...
Got caught out by one of those fakes run by Filipinos though, who blackmailed him

He was a complete idiot though.
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it was you wasn't it no need to pin it to "some other guy"

Got banned for announcing he had cancer as an April Fools 'joke'.

comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 7 minutes ago
Ther was a guy on here, before your time OP, who used to send pics and vids of his cawq to women on those type of sites...
Got caught out by one of those fakes run by Filipinos though, who blackmailed him

He was a complete idiot though.
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Good old Kamp

comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 7 minutes ago
Ther was a guy on here, before your time OP, who used to send pics and vids of his cawq to women on those type of sites...
Got caught out by one of those fakes run by Filipinos though, who blackmailed him

He was a complete idiot though.
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wow what an idiot. Hope he paid some good money. How desperate can you get?

You have a lovely voice

comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 3 hours, 30 minutes ago
Ther was a guy on here, before your time OP, who used to send pics and vids of his cawq to women on those type of sites...
Got caught out by one of those fakes run by Filipinos though, who blackmailed him

He was a complete idiot though.
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I remember that. Who was it? I still reckon it was a wum because if you were being blackmailed with threats of your codger in your hand vidoes being sent to your family why the fack would you put it on here.

And I've never been on tinder and never will as happily married but if I did I would probably go for the cheesy old one "What are you doing when the sun comes up" (implying an all night romp of course in case anyone is too stupid to know).

Do you fack on the first date?

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