Morning lads
Get the kettle on, sit back and enjoy....
There was a young lad called Ross
He thought he was some kind of boss
He tried breaking legs
But was outclassed by reds
Just your average derby day loss
Nobodys making the noise
For the poor old Sunderland boys
Faces the sack
For threatening to smack
It's our old genius friend, Davey Moyes
Yet another poor draw for United
The fans just can't get excited
Pogbas not bossed it
The managers lost it
Leaving the rest of us totally delighted
Arsenes been there for years
But it looks to be ending in tears
A chorus of boos
And fights on the news
It's been music to all of our ears
Enjoy your day lads
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comment by Brian Gittins (U1449)
posted on 4/4/17
The media all drool over Klopp
Desperate for him not to flop
But they drew in the west midlands
And the players held his hands
And bowed like they were facing the Kop
posted on 4/4/17
Read 4 lines then had to stop.
Embarrassed for you mate
comment by Metro.⚽️ (U6770)
posted on 4/4/17
Midlands? hands?
Could have been improved that but decent effort.
comment by Brian Gittins (U1449)
posted on 4/4/17
comment by Metro.⚽️ (U6770)
posted 8 seconds ago
Midlands? hands?
Could have been improved that but decent effort.
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Midlands
His hands
comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted on 4/4/17
Limerick footbal lclub have parted company with Martin Russell on mutual consent.
comment by Tiddles (U17634)
posted on 4/4/17
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 4 minutes ago
The media all drool over Klopp
Desperate for him not to flop
But they drew in the west midlands
And the players held his hands
And bowed like they were facing the Kop
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Decent. Is a season out of date though.
Also didn't we draw at home to them?
comment by Metro.⚽️ (U6770)
posted on 4/4/17
comment by Nicky Law's bald coot (U6025)
posted 5 minutes ago
Read 4 lines then had to stop.
Embarrassed for you mate
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First of all what's with the hate
My limericks are undoubtedly great
not a hint overzealous
you're totally jealous
and in future, don't call me mate
comment by Brian Gittins (U1449)
posted on 4/4/17
comment by Tiddles (U17634)
posted 22 minutes ago
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 4 minutes ago
The media all drool over Klopp
Desperate for him not to flop
But they drew in the west midlands
And the players held his hands
And bowed like they were facing the Kop
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Decent. Is a season out of date though.
Also didn't we draw at home to them?
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Hence the words "West Midlands""
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