Are we with el nino and co tonight?

Yeah cause there was no footy before 1990 u fackin mug

Ohhhh...change the name and its different eh; no son, its still the top div league title...18 fella

comment by Neutral Fan (U1250)
posted 1 hour, 11 minutes ago
They've won more PL titles than Liverpool though
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stick to tiddly winks mate

He did say PL titles to be fair. Not first division.

I hear Liverpool are getting a new club mascot for next year as well....a vampire. The club have said he'd fit in perfectly as they're all scared of silverware too. BOOM!

comment by Eric_the_king (SE85) (U21241)
posted 12 minutes ago
He did say PL titles to be fair. Not first division.

I hear Liverpool are getting a new club mascot for next year as well....a vampire. The club have said he'd fit in perfectly as they're all scared of silverware too. BOOM!
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I thought it was werewolfs what were afraid of silver?

Aren't vampires afraid of wooden stakes?

comment by KennysHeroes (U1935)
posted 42 minutes ago
comment by Eric_the_king (SE85) (U21241)
posted 12 minutes ago
He did say PL titles to be fair. Not first division.

I hear Liverpool are getting a new club mascot for next year as well....a vampire. The club have said he'd fit in perfectly as they're all scared of silverware too. BOOM!
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I thought it was werewolfs what were afraid of silver?

Aren't vampires afraid of wooden stakes?


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Eric the gimp strikes again

Stupid Eric strikes again

BOOM! he says.

Eric is stupendously thick.

To be fair, he is not wrong

http://www.gods-and-monsters.com/how-to-kill-a-vampire.html

How to Kill a Vampire with Silver

Again, the curse of silver begins before the first vampire became a vampire, when the goddess Artemis (Greek mythology) cursed the first vampire so that his skin burned when it touched silver.

Using silver is a bit like a blend between sunlight and a wooden stake. It doesn't work as well as either of those two options, but it has advantages of its own. First of all, unlike sunlight, silver is highly portable. You can carry an item of solid silver (make sure it's real, solid silver please) with you easily. Secondly, it won't kill a vampire to stab it in the heart with silver (as it would using a wooden stake), but it will slow down the healing process, which can be very helpful.

In order to actually kill a vampire using silver, you'd probably need a lot of it. Silver is more helpful as a slowing or trapping agent. Vampires, despite their strength, cannot break a chain of silver, even if they tried. If you could somehow manage to handcuff a vampire to a tree, say, using silver handcuffs, all you would have to do is wait until the sun rose the next day and you would have yourself a fried vampire. Of course, how you would actually manage to accomplish this task is another story.

comment by Neutral Fan (U1250)
posted 13 minutes ago
To be fair, he is not wrong

http://www.gods-and-monsters.com/how-to-kill-a-vampire.html

How to Kill a Vampire with Silver

Again, the curse of silver begins before the first vampire became a vampire, when the goddess Artemis (Greek mythology) cursed the first vampire so that his skin burned when it touched silver.

Using silver is a bit like a blend between sunlight and a wooden stake. It doesn't work as well as either of those two options, but it has advantages of its own. First of all, unlike sunlight, silver is highly portable. You can carry an item of solid silver (make sure it's real, solid silver please) with you easily. Secondly, it won't kill a vampire to stab it in the heart with silver (as it would using a wooden stake), but it will slow down the healing process, which can be very helpful.

In order to actually kill a vampire using silver, you'd probably need a lot of it. Silver is more helpful as a slowing or trapping agent. Vampires, despite their strength, cannot break a chain of silver, even if they tried. If you could somehow manage to handcuff a vampire to a tree, say, using silver handcuffs, all you would have to do is wait until the sun rose the next day and you would have yourself a fried vampire. Of course, how you would actually manage to accomplish this task is another story.


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