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The Misery of Alan Smith

Every time I tune in to watch Spurs on SKY, I am faced with the misery of Alan Fackin Smith as co commentator.

Tonight the euphoria in his voice was all too evident as Spurs struggled away against The Scammers in their tax payer funded dog`s dinner of a stadium.

That and stirring the Kyle Walker rumours at every opportunity, this mug really does grate my gears.

It would be nice to have some diferent and impartial pundits for a change.

posted on 5/5/17

comment by Who's Kissing Cameras. (U1703)
posted 1 minute ago
10 years without a trophyeven Wengers won a couple recently
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Were you cheering us on tonight? Would have thought most fans of other clubs bar Arsenal Chelsea and the obvious would have wanted us to win and keep up the pace with Chelsea.

posted on 5/5/17

Always sounds like that mate you can't wake up from your sofa after a night out regardless of what he says.

posted on 5/5/17

comment by David Lynch✡ (U1071)
posted 52 seconds ago
comment by Who's Kissing Cameras. (U1703)
posted 1 minute ago
10 years without a trophyeven Wengers won a couple recently
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Were you cheering us on tonight? Would have thought most fans of other clubs bar Arsenal Chelsea and the obvious would have wanted us to win and keep up the pace with Chelsea.
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With Spurs' heads now down I give us a 10% chance of winning at WHL rather than the 0.1% chance I had before this game.

comment by RC (U21185)

posted on 5/5/17

Could hear Smith touching himself himself in the second half.

posted on 5/5/17

comment by Who's Kissing Cameras. (U1703)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by David Lynch✡ (U1071)
posted 52 seconds ago
comment by Who's Kissing Cameras. (U1703)
posted 1 minute ago
10 years without a trophyeven Wengers won a couple recently
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Were you cheering us on tonight? Would have thought most fans of other clubs bar Arsenal Chelsea and the obvious would have wanted us to win and keep up the pace with Chelsea.
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With Spurs' heads now down I give us a 10% chance of winning at WHL rather than the 0.1% chance I had before this game.
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That wasn't what I asked

posted on 5/5/17

comment by David Lynch✡ (U1071)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Who's Kissing Cameras. (U1703)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by David Lynch✡ (U1071)
posted 52 seconds ago
comment by Who's Kissing Cameras. (U1703)
posted 1 minute ago
10 years without a trophyeven Wengers won a couple recently
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Were you cheering us on tonight? Would have thought most fans of other clubs bar Arsenal Chelsea and the obvious would have wanted us to win and keep up the pace with Chelsea.
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With Spurs' heads now down I give us a 10% chance of winning at WHL rather than the 0.1% chance I had before this game.
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That wasn't what I asked
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I was cheering West Ham to win because... With Spurs' heads now down I give us a 10% chance of winning at WHL rather than the 0.1% chance I had before this game.

posted on 5/5/17

comment by Who's Kissing Cameras. (U1703)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by David Lynch✡ (U1071)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Who's Kissing Cameras. (U1703)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by David Lynch✡ (U1071)
posted 52 seconds ago
comment by Who's Kissing Cameras. (U1703)
posted 1 minute ago
10 years without a trophyeven Wengers won a couple recently
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Were you cheering us on tonight? Would have thought most fans of other clubs bar Arsenal Chelsea and the obvious would have wanted us to win and keep up the pace with Chelsea.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
With Spurs' heads now down I give us a 10% chance of winning at WHL rather than the 0.1% chance I had before this game.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That wasn't what I asked
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I was cheering West Ham to win because... With Spurs' heads now down I give us a 10% chance of winning at WHL rather than the 0.1% chance I had before this game.
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Ahh right, so you would rather moneybags Chelsea win the title, and not little Tottenham

posted on 6/5/17

Alan smith is terribly painful. Not quite Owen Hargreaves painful but still painful

comment by Tyke (U9181)

posted on 6/5/17

Let me get this straight..
You lose to West ham..
Which means you can't catch Chelsea...
And yet....
You STILL manage to make it all about Arsenal!?
Still so deep in our shadow you can see nothing else.
Great article, have 5 stars, for bitterness.

posted on 6/5/17

Alan Smith = Arsenal Legend

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