Bayern and Lewandowski

comment by Quincey peacock, esq. (U19119)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Prem Kings! Back to the summit with Jose and Zlatan! (U7618)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Quincey peacock, esq. (U19119)
posted 10 minutes ago
Bothshe missed a few digits. I'm Miele 800k in debt.

Screw these electron wh00rebags I'm going to have to sell my house and build a new one made of rooney dvd's and 2000 greizman window frames.

Not sure what the wife will make of it, but 6000 hours of rooney and carol volderman as entertainment should put a smile back on her face.,
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Alexa and Siri have been forming a formidable partnership. They have been trying to destabilise the Rooney legacy by creating fantasy stories of our great leader wishing to move to Everton of all places.
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No <was> they woukdnt! That's why Alexa only ordered 200 not 2000 rooney dvd's. I figured they'd just sold out, but it looks like a wider conspiracy. Arghh
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No no no! You see, every time they manage to sell one copy of the 'Rooney DVD' these proceeds actually go to the pockets of the bad people. They will then use this money to pay off United so that they will let Rooney go. Do you really want that to happen to our legendary inspirational flawless captain??!!...

comment by Prem Kings! Back to the summit with Jose and Zlatan! (U7618)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Quincey peacock, esq. (U19119)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Prem Kings! Back to the summit with Jose and Zlatan! (U7618)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Quincey peacock, esq. (U19119)
posted 10 minutes ago
Bothshe missed a few digits. I'm Miele 800k in debt.

Screw these electron wh00rebags I'm going to have to sell my house and build a new one made of rooney dvd's and 2000 greizman window frames.

Not sure what the wife will make of it, but 6000 hours of rooney and carol volderman as entertainment should put a smile back on her face.,
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Alexa and Siri have been forming a formidable partnership. They have been trying to destabilise the Rooney legacy by creating fantasy stories of our great leader wishing to move to Everton of all places.
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No <was> they woukdnt! That's why Alexa only ordered 200 not 2000 rooney dvd's. I figured they'd just sold out, but it looks like a wider conspiracy. Arghh
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No no no! You see, every time they manage to sell one copy of the 'Rooney DVD' these proceeds actually go to the pockets of the bad people. They will then use this money to pay off United so that they will let Rooney go. Do you really want that to happen to our legendary inspirational flawless captain??!!...
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Wait...are you saying that if I spend all my life savings on rooney dvd's they will let him stay, maybe even get him a new 600k a week contract and a yaught? Maybe if I buy all the dvd's before they do, then they will give him that very reasonable paupers contract?

Well, it's got to be organs now. 600k for my a kidney? At least 2m for my cccck? (Hang on wife says 1.5..what does she know) What do you revonend? Hope you are doing your part to stop this plot against uniteds greatest ever player?

comment by Quincey peacock, esq. (U19119)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Prem Kings! Back to the summit with Jose and Zlatan! (U7618)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Quincey peacock, esq. (U19119)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Prem Kings! Back to the summit with Jose and Zlatan! (U7618)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Quincey peacock, esq. (U19119)
posted 10 minutes ago
Bothshe missed a few digits. I'm Miele 800k in debt.

Screw these electron wh00rebags I'm going to have to sell my house and build a new one made of rooney dvd's and 2000 greizman window frames.

Not sure what the wife will make of it, but 6000 hours of rooney and carol volderman as entertainment should put a smile back on her face.,
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Alexa and Siri have been forming a formidable partnership. They have been trying to destabilise the Rooney legacy by creating fantasy stories of our great leader wishing to move to Everton of all places.
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No <was> they woukdnt! That's why Alexa only ordered 200 not 2000 rooney dvd's. I figured they'd just sold out, but it looks like a wider conspiracy. Arghh
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No no no! You see, every time they manage to sell one copy of the 'Rooney DVD' these proceeds actually go to the pockets of the bad people. They will then use this money to pay off United so that they will let Rooney go. Do you really want that to happen to our legendary inspirational flawless captain??!!...
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Wait...are you saying that if I spend all my life savings on rooney dvd's they will let him stay, maybe even get him a new 600k a week contract and a yaught? Maybe if I buy all the dvd's before they do, then they will give him that very reasonable paupers contract?

Well, it's got to be organs now. 600k for my a kidney? At least 2m for my cccck? (Hang on wife says 1.5..what does she know) What do you revonend? Hope you are doing your part to stop this plot against uniteds greatest ever player?
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I think you are slightly misunderstanding the severity of this all bro!!

All the proceeds from the Rooney DVDs will be used to pay off United so that they will push him out of the club!!

So if you raise thousands from organ selling, then you will be contributing to the demise of our greatest ever leader and captain!! I can not let this ever happen!

...That's why i'm trying return all 625,000 copies of the Rooney DVDs back but have been unsuccessful (that's why you may have had trouble in trying to buy sold out stock). I might sell them on Ebay but i will get taxed from the evil corrupt Alexsiri corp 90%. Either way, i am sadly contributing to the hastily exit of our great leader

It's all starting to fit into place. You bought 625,000 rooney DVD.'s ?

A true devout! !!! To think I almost sold my ccck for that!!!!!

comment by Quincey peacock, esq. (U19119)
posted 24 minutes ago
It's all starting to fit into place. You bought 625,000 rooney DVD.'s ?

A true devout! !!! To think I almost sold my ccck for that!!!!!


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But but but i was trying to find out when was the last time our great leader scored a hat trick! I'm still sifting through thousands of hours of footage!

comment by Prem Kings! Back to the summit with Jose and Zlatan! (U7618)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Quincey peacock, esq. (U19119)
posted 24 minutes ago
It's all starting to fit into place. You bought 625,000 rooney DVD.'s ?

A true devout! !!! To think I almost sold my ccck for that!!!!!


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But but but i was trying to find out when was the last time our great leader scored a hat trick! I'm still sifting through thousands of hours of footage!
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Which DVD year? Help your search bug tine if you don't have 6000 hours of vorderman to sit through...

You were like I am now burcin 2014/15. A visionary! You should be telling me cautionary tales from the future...

comment by Quincey peacock, esq. (U19119)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Prem Kings! Back to the summit with Jose and Zlatan! (U7618)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Quincey peacock, esq. (U19119)
posted 24 minutes ago
It's all starting to fit into place. You bought 625,000 rooney DVD.'s ?

A true devout! !!! To think I almost sold my ccck for that!!!!!


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But but but i was trying to find out when was the last time our great leader scored a hat trick! I'm still sifting through thousands of hours of footage!
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Which DVD year? Help your search bug tine if you don't have 6000 hours of vorderman to sit through...

You were like I am now burcin 2014/15. A visionary! You should be telling me cautionary tales from the future...
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I am watching the 2013 - 2017 'Years of the Great Legend'. All i'm getting so far is Voderman's words of 'Useless, Cr@p, Overpaid, and Past it' amongst many other words. Some words i can't even write on here, they are too vulgar. I just don't understand why there has to be these bizarre contents in the 'Greatest Legend' DVD?!!!

comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 5 hours, 21 minutes ago
Without the flaws

...he can track back better than Zidane

He can pass, sorry, can tackle better than Scholes

And hasn't had his ass kicked by Keane-ish but definitely Stam

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He does not track back better than Zidane. He does not track back better than a skip.

He is better in the air than Zidane. You can use that.

Lewandowski suits the Prem down to a tee.

If he wants one last challenge, he should give our league a shot, though I doubt he will.

I would love to see Lewandowski in the Premier League, preferably to us obviously. But I just can't see him leaving Bayern anytime soon. And even if he did, I'm sure Madrid or Bayern would be in for him and they'd have the usual appeal advantage factor first.