Mystic Bears and Gullible Tims

Why are us Tims so gullible and why don't we listen more to the Mystic Bears who know far more about our club than we will ever do?

They told us Peter Lawell was a liar
They told us we'd be better with Roy Keane
They told us Dermot was only in it to get publicity
They told us the land was bought illegally
They told us the land court case would cripple Celtic
They told us we were straddled with the costs and could do nothing
They told us they were coming for us
They told us Whyte was the saviour of Rangers
They told us Green was the saviour of Rangers
They told us Barton was going to run riot over Broonie
They told us we would take Warburton over Deila any day
They told us Warburton's free flowing football was going to win them 55
They told us Rodgers was a flop
They told us we'd signed the wrong Dembele
They told us Dermot was not putting his own money in
They told us their DoF was more important that getting a manager in
They told us we were afraid


If all of us gullible Celtic fans genuinely want to see the club stay at the top, where we belong, then I urge every single one of you start encouraging the Mystics Of The South to hype up their team even more; don't discourage them, you know it makes sense