Looking foward to our training session

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Pre-season's p!sh

Mind you don't know if the season will be any better
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I'm glad you changed the subject. I had nowhere else to go with this

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I've got places for this kinda stuff to go.

You should see my basement.
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Nah. You're fine

Politely but firmly declining the invitation.

Many thanks though all the same

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Pre-season's p!sh

Mind you don't know if the season will be any better
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I'm glad you changed the subject. I had nowhere else to go with this

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I've got places for this kinda stuff to go.

You should see my basement.
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Nah. You're fine

Politely but firmly declining the invitation.

Many thanks though all the same

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Anytime. No really.

Eneehoo

My mate was going to audition for a band and we went along to see them play in a Glasgow pub.

Immediately I noticed there was a severe waant aboot the singer. Anyway a few weeks went past and my mate called and said he needed to talk to me. He sounded traumatised.

He said the singer had called him up and asked if he wanted to have a chat, and amiable as this guy is he said yes and went round to the singer's house.

After a chat my mate was about to leave and the singer said "Want to see what I get up to at weekends? (I'm listening to this, and as much as my mates amiable, it's very obviously to a fault). So he said yes. The guy says "Ok I'll show you the basement"

So my mate says "So he opens the door and the first thing I saw was a set of manacles on the wall with loads of chains and schit, then a pile of uniforms on the floor, including n@zi uniforms."

The Guy says "I'm a fetish photographer. You'd make a great schoolgirl"

He didn't join the band.

True story

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comment by rats juice anurr cockjugglingthundercunt (U6393)
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Pre-season's p!sh

Mind you don't know if the season will be any better
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I'm glad you changed the subject. I had nowhere else to go with this

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I've got places for this kinda stuff to go.

You should see my basement.
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Nah. You're fine

Politely but firmly declining the invitation.

Many thanks though all the same

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Anytime. No really.

Eneehoo

My mate was going to audition for a band and we went along to see them play in a Glasgow pub.

Immediately I noticed there was a severe waant aboot the singer. Anyway a few weeks went past and my mate called and said he needed to talk to me. He sounded traumatised.

He said the singer had called him up and asked if he wanted to have a chat, and amiable as this guy is he said yes and went round to the singer's house.

After a chat my mate was about to leave and the singer said "Want to see what I get up to at weekends? (I'm listening to this, and as much as my mates amiable, it's very obviously to a fault). So he said yes. The guy says "Ok I'll show you the basement"

So my mate says "So he opens the door and the first thing I saw was a set of manacles on the wall with loads of chains and schit, then a pile of uniforms on the floor, including n@zi uniforms."

The Guy says "I'm a fetish photographer. You'd make a great schoolgirl"

He didn't join the band.

True story
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You haven't got the address have yo? For research for my work obviously
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Ehhhhh. No. Of course not.






I'll gie ye a buzz later

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comment by rats juice anurr cockjugglingthundercunt (U6393)
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Pre-season's p!sh

Mind you don't know if the season will be any better
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I'm glad you changed the subject. I had nowhere else to go with this

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I've got places for this kinda stuff to go.

You should see my basement.
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Nah. You're fine

Politely but firmly declining the invitation.

Many thanks though all the same

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Anytime. No really.

Eneehoo

My mate was going to audition for a band and we went along to see them play in a Glasgow pub.

Immediately I noticed there was a severe waant aboot the singer. Anyway a few weeks went past and my mate called and said he needed to talk to me. He sounded traumatised.

He said the singer had called him up and asked if he wanted to have a chat, and amiable as this guy is he said yes and went round to the singer's house.

After a chat my mate was about to leave and the singer said "Want to see what I get up to at weekends? (I'm listening to this, and as much as my mates amiable, it's very obviously to a fault). So he said yes. The guy says "Ok I'll show you the basement"

So my mate says "So he opens the door and the first thing I saw was a set of manacles on the wall with loads of chains and schit, then a pile of uniforms on the floor, including n@zi uniforms."

The Guy says "I'm a fetish photographer. You'd make a great schoolgirl"

He didn't join the band.

True story
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😳

I'm lost for words.

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comment by rats juice anurr cockjugglingthundercunt (U6393)
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Pre-season's p!sh

Mind you don't know if the season will be any better
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I'm glad you changed the subject. I had nowhere else to go with this

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I've got places for this kinda stuff to go.

You should see my basement.
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Nah. You're fine

Politely but firmly declining the invitation.

Many thanks though all the same

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Anytime. No really.

Eneehoo

My mate was going to audition for a band and we went along to see them play in a Glasgow pub.

Immediately I noticed there was a severe waant aboot the singer. Anyway a few weeks went past and my mate called and said he needed to talk to me. He sounded traumatised.

He said the singer had called him up and asked if he wanted to have a chat, and amiable as this guy is he said yes and went round to the singer's house.

After a chat my mate was about to leave and the singer said "Want to see what I get up to at weekends? (I'm listening to this, and as much as my mates amiable, it's very obviously to a fault). So he said yes. The guy says "Ok I'll show you the basement"

So my mate says "So he opens the door and the first thing I saw was a set of manacles on the wall with loads of chains and schit, then a pile of uniforms on the floor, including n@zi uniforms."

The Guy says "I'm a fetish photographer. You'd make a great schoolgirl"

He didn't join the band.

True story
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😳

I'm lost for words.

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Makes a fckin change

I was almost lost for words when he was telling me this. All I could do was laugh and say "Whit in the name o' f@ck were you thinkin man!!!"

After seeing this guy mince about the stage I still cannot believe my mate went to his house

What band was that mate, The Purple Star True Blue Defenders or the Saracen Billy Boys Accordian Band? 😊

Naw it was the Gladys Knight of St Columba

😂😂😂

Seems like a decent friendly to me

I think Sheffield would beat most Scottish teams outside of Celtic so will be a decent test