Tatt's the difference?

Hello everyone- been away for a while with a bit of a residency in Ibiza.

Anyhow - the potential resurgence of our midfield is, in my opinion, down to the inked status of the current choices.

Sir Thomas and Mr Johnson appear to be improving in line with their collective inked status - the inkier they get,the better they get.

To counter this,Johnny Russell would not appear to be able to hit a barn door with a banjo,so I am confused.

As ever tattoos appear to be at the centre of everything we seek to achieve.