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If Miki walked Into a.....

Brothel tonight he'd come out sucking himself off.

He's isnt poor. He is woeful and needs dropping. It's like playing with 10 men. No wonder Lukaku has barely got a touch recently. His closest teammate can't trap wind right now and falls over way too often. Such a poor signing he's turning out to be. Worst of Jose's so far as can't really judge Lindelof yet.

Rather have Lingard or Young in our attack right now. Don't even have to think about it.

posted on 18/10/17

comment by Zlatan The King Ibrahimovic (U10026)
posted 33 minutes ago
Any news on when Pogba's back?
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He’s been full on sprinting so I can’t imaging he’s far away. Some say he could play next Tuesday.

posted on 19/10/17

comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Zlatan The King Ibrahimovic (U10026)
posted 33 minutes ago
Any news on when Pogba's back?
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He’s been full on sprinting so I can’t imaging he’s far away. Some say he could play next Tuesday.
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Looked pretty sharp on strictly the other night. Granted, not at full dab levels, but he's getting there.

posted on 19/10/17

comment by Dunc (U11713)
posted 8 hours, 29 minutes ago
Im with baz.... setting up the way we do at times isnt gonna help players like mhki
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Tactics do not stop him from controlling a football and passing it.

He's been woeful and should not be starting games

posted on 19/10/17

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posted on 19/10/17

To think United fans thought he was better than Coutinho

posted on 19/10/17

comment by ManUtdDaredevil (U9612)
posted 2 hours, 28 minutes ago
comment by Dunc (U11713)
posted 8 hours, 29 minutes ago
Im with baz.... setting up the way we do at times isnt gonna help players like mhki
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Tactics do not stop him from controlling a football and passing it.

He's been woeful and should not be starting games
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No, but stifling tactics don't help a creative player express himself.

posted on 19/10/17

He wasn't that great under klopp either. It's really only that one season under tuchel that he excelled. Okay under klopp, brilliant under tuchel and poor under Jose.

He's been a poor buy. Upgrading the full backs, well left back anyway, and the wide positions should be where united target next.

posted on 19/10/17

I like how the OP took the old saying "couldn't score in a brothel" and put his own twist on it.

Will definitely use that one next time I'm watching a game down the pub, "if he walked into a brothel he'd come out sucking himself off".

posted on 19/10/17

comment by Baz tardo (U19119)
posted 6 hours, 3 minutes ago
comment by ManUtdDaredevil (U9612)
posted 2 hours, 28 minutes ago
comment by Dunc (U11713)
posted 8 hours, 29 minutes ago
Im with baz.... setting up the way we do at times isnt gonna help players like mhki
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Tactics do not stop him from controlling a football and passing it.

He's been woeful and should not be starting games
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No, but stifling tactics don't help a creative player express himself.
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Excuses, excuses

posted on 19/10/17

He can be brilliant and I'd hate to see him go, but tbh, I think he's playing in the wrong league. The PL for me is the toughest physically, and he is far from tough. Someone mentioned powder puff, that's not to much of an insult. But when Miki delivers, it's such a joy to watch.

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