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New manager

So...

Any news? Any theories? Any gossip? People spotted wearing white hats?

Derek McInnes? Zach?
Michael (not Martin) O'Neill?
Gio?

Are we skint and can't afford to pay off the Sheep? Ginger?

Are we about to go into admin? Timmy?

What's for lunch? I'm having chicken quesadillas, but first I'm having some banana loaf and one big mug of strong coffee, with honey and cream.

comment by Miller (U9310)

posted 1 week, 2 days ago

comment by rats juice despite the constant negative press covfefe (U6393)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U8853)
posted 1 hour, 17 minutes ago
I want this resolved:

Butter.

Keep it in the fridge and it tears your bread to confetti.

Keep it out the fridge and it goes minding.

For those of us who wouldn’t eat a whole pack of butter in two days, so not you bears, what’s to be done?
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Perseverance and timing. Anything to not use the stuff that pretends to be butter but is a million miles away from it.

I remember my burd’s pal was visiting (and yes, I did pump her after splitting up with said burd) and she went to the shops and one thing on the list was butter.

She came back with two tubs of utterly sh!tterly. She thought she had done well cos it was one free. I mean really. If I shat in your mouth would you consider it a bonus if I splurted out an extra toalie?
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I'm kinky so as long as it's not vomit I think we're good.

posted 1 week, 2 days ago

Marty O'Neill for Scotland manager after tonight.


posted 1 week, 2 days ago

comment by Miller (U9310)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by rats juice despite the constant negative press covfefe (U6393)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U8853)
posted 1 hour, 17 minutes ago
I want this resolved:

Butter.

Keep it in the fridge and it tears your bread to confetti.

Keep it out the fridge and it goes minding.

For those of us who wouldn’t eat a whole pack of butter in two days, so not you bears, what’s to be done?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Perseverance and timing. Anything to not use the stuff that pretends to be butter but is a million miles away from it.

I remember my burd’s pal was visiting (and yes, I did pump her after splitting up with said burd) and she went to the shops and one thing on the list was butter.

She came back with two tubs of utterly sh!tterly. She thought she had done well cos it was one free. I mean really. If I shat in your mouth would you consider it a bonus if I splurted out an extra toalie?
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I'm kinky so as long as it's not vomit I think we're good.
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What about menstrual fluid?

comment by timmy (U14278)

posted 1 week, 2 days ago

He would be a good fit you guys.

comment by Miller (U9310)

posted 1 week, 2 days ago

I'd rather have Phil Spector.

posted 1 week, 1 day ago

comment by Miller (U9310)
posted 8 hours, 26 minutes ago
I'd rather have Phil Spectre.
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Appropriate for Rangers right enough.

No, look, I’m sorry rats. Thanks for your effort and I’m glad you pumped the pal, but that doesn’t really answer the question.

Also, which was the better ride from the two?

posted 1 week, 1 day ago

comment by PointyBirds (U8853)
posted 56 minutes ago
comment by Miller (U9310)
posted 8 hours, 26 minutes ago
I'd rather have Phil Spectre.
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Appropriate for Rangers right enough.

No, look, I’m sorry rats. Thanks for your effort and I’m glad you pumped the pal, but that doesn’t really answer the question.

Also, which was the better ride from the two?
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Neither

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted 1 week, 1 day ago

comment by PointyBirds (U8853)
posted 12 hours, 27 minutes ago
I want this resolved:

Butter.

Keep it in the fridge and it tears your bread to confetti.

Keep it out the fridge and it goes minding.

For those of us who wouldn’t eat a whole pack of butter in two days, so not you bears, what’s to be done?
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Don't they have microwaves down your way?

posted 1 week, 1 day ago

Or spreadable stuff?

posted 1 week, 1 day ago

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 1 hour, 41 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U8853)
posted 12 hours, 27 minutes ago
I want this resolved:

Butter.

Keep it in the fridge and it tears your bread to confetti.

Keep it out the fridge and it goes minding.

For those of us who wouldn’t eat a whole pack of butter in two days, so not you bears, what’s to be done?
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Don't they have microwaves down your way?
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Well, three minutes and I ding but what are you suggesting? Microwave the butter?
That way madness lies, surely.

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