New manager

comment by rats juice despite the constant negative press covfefe (U6393)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U8853)
posted 1 hour, 17 minutes ago
I want this resolved:

Butter.

Keep it in the fridge and it tears your bread to confetti.

Keep it out the fridge and it goes minding.

For those of us who wouldn’t eat a whole pack of butter in two days, so not you bears, what’s to be done?
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Perseverance and timing. Anything to not use the stuff that pretends to be butter but is a million miles away from it.

I remember my burd’s pal was visiting (and yes, I did pump her after splitting up with said burd) and she went to the shops and one thing on the list was butter.

She came back with two tubs of utterly sh!tterly. She thought she had done well cos it was one free. I mean really. If I shat in your mouth would you consider it a bonus if I splurted out an extra toalie?
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I'm kinky so as long as it's not vomit I think we're good.

Marty O'Neill for Scotland manager after tonight.

comment by Miller (U9310)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by rats juice despite the constant negative press covfefe (U6393)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U8853)
posted 1 hour, 17 minutes ago
I want this resolved:

Butter.

Keep it in the fridge and it tears your bread to confetti.

Keep it out the fridge and it goes minding.

For those of us who wouldn’t eat a whole pack of butter in two days, so not you bears, what’s to be done?
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Perseverance and timing. Anything to not use the stuff that pretends to be butter but is a million miles away from it.

I remember my burd’s pal was visiting (and yes, I did pump her after splitting up with said burd) and she went to the shops and one thing on the list was butter.

She came back with two tubs of utterly sh!tterly. She thought she had done well cos it was one free. I mean really. If I shat in your mouth would you consider it a bonus if I splurted out an extra toalie?
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I'm kinky so as long as it's not vomit I think we're good.
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What about menstrual fluid?

He would be a good fit you guys.

I'd rather have Phil Spector.

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comment by PointyBirds (U8853)
posted 56 minutes ago
comment by Miller (U9310)
posted 8 hours, 26 minutes ago
I'd rather have Phil Spectre.
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Appropriate for Rangers right enough.

No, look, I’m sorry rats. Thanks for your effort and I’m glad you pumped the pal, but that doesn’t really answer the question.

Also, which was the better ride from the two?
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Neither

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Or spreadable stuff?

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