The Wedding - Father to Son Text Message
"My Dear Son,
Today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life.
My best love and good wishes....Dad “
His Son texts back:
"Thanks Dad. But the wedding isn't actually until tomorrow"
His Father replies:
"I know."
A wee joke
posted on 21/11/17
Farther to son, on his wedding day.
"Son, I wish you a long and happy life with your chosen girl, unlike me with that evil basturt I married when I was your age".
"But da, you've. only ever been married to my ma"
"I know son, I know".
posted on 21/11/17
How do you turn a fox into a whale?
Marry her.
posted on 22/11/17
comment by Magnum (U16400)
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comment by P72 (U21554)
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comment by Feyenoord Champions - #savethedonkeys (U1250)
posted 1 minute ago
Doesn't make sense
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It does - if you think about it...
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It does...even if you don't think about it
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If you're married then you know that the day before your wedding fack all happens other than worrying about the next day.
We're not in the movies where all great things happen the day before you get married.
posted on 22/11/17
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posted on 22/11/17
comment by PointyBirds (U8853)
posted 38 minutes ago
Nonsense. The night before my wedding, my best man and I got hammered and blew each other.
That was a great thing.
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I never know whether to believe you or not.
posted on 22/11/17
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U8853)
posted 38 minutes ago
Nonsense. The night before my wedding, my best man and I got hammered and blew each other.
That was a great thing.
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I never know whether to believe you or not.
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You don’t believe the bit about them getting hammered either, do you? I’m the same-got my doubts.
posted on 22/11/17
comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U8853)
posted 38 minutes ago
Nonsense. The night before my wedding, my best man and I got hammered and blew each other.
That was a great thing.
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I never know whether to believe you or not.
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Me neither
I don’t think he drinks
posted on 22/11/17
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posted on 22/11/17
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