little story here how I acquired a nickname for a short time and its somewot Christmas related
Anyways so I had a bet with this girl(sophmore in high school, I was a senior) I would get a kiss off her before xmas. So I get over to hers the day before we break up for christmas and grab a kiss and make plans for a few hours alone after school the next day as we were breaking up early, but I wasn't too sure what kind of trim was available as I had never really been alone with her before but a few mins
I had a few other girls I was talking too and one named Alina asked me to pop over to hers through the night and so i went over there essentially for the night and facked her senseless, she is mexican with lovely petit figure and massive funbags that make you want to beg for buttermilk.(a screamer too)
So the next morning i got up late and didn't have time for a shower before i went to school and plus it was last day before xmas so who gives a fack
So i meet the girl at the final bell and I drive her back to her place. Straight up the bedroom for a few kisses ect, I wasn't expecting much more tbh. However before you know it we was both naked and she headed south for to blooowjobsville but she quickly came back up and asked what cologne I was wearing, and thats when i remembered I hadn't taken a shower and she was smelling eau de gash.
anyways i said something i can't remember what but she quickly came up with a solution and covered my nob with lemon chapstick and went to work. I begged her for a fack but she was having none of it.
So first day back at school one her friends came up to me and whispered how was ur xmas dirty diiick, started laughing and walked off.
I never did get anymore trim off that group of ho's now i think about it, and thankfully the nick name didn't go mainstream within my high school, although i did get quite a few dirty diiick and have u got any lemon chap stick jokes for a while
Anyone else got any other nick name stories
Dirty Diiick
posted on 25/12/17
comment by Pranks (U6283)
posted 1 hour, 39 minutes ago
comment by Black Starr (U12353)
posted 1 hour, 19 minutes ago
Ooh which ones? Didn’t realise you lived stateside...
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Went to clear lake high school, it’s the town where the NASA site is
Was the only English kid in the school, in fact the area as I never met another English kid in the ten years I was there.
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Did the accent help with the girls, or is it a myth?
posted on 25/12/17
The scouse accent? Probably not
posted on 25/12/17
comment by Adam 'The Interview' Lallana (U20650)
posted 38 minutes ago
comment by Pranks (U6283)
posted 1 hour, 39 minutes ago
comment by Black Starr (U12353)
posted 1 hour, 19 minutes ago
Ooh which ones? Didn’t realise you lived stateside...
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Went to clear lake high school, it’s the town where the NASA site is
Was the only English kid in the school, in fact the area as I never met another English kid in the ten years I was there.
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Did the accent help with the girls, or is it a myth?
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It’s no myth, hence Pranks getting some action!
posted on 25/12/17
Accent especially in Texas.
Like I said I was the only English kid in my area
posted on 25/12/17
comment by Pranks (U6283)
posted 1 hour, 53 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 53 minutes ago
Reckon she'd mind if we updated the "personal"
Section of her wiki page with this info?
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Fack off
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You did give away an awful lot of info about the poor woman. You could be our very own Harvey Weinstein.
#chapstickgate
posted on 25/12/17
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by Pranks (U6283)
posted 1 hour, 53 minutes ago
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 53 minutes ago
Reckon she'd mind if we updated the "personal"
Section of her wiki page with this info?
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Fack off
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You did give away an awful lot of info about the poor woman. You could be our very own Harvey Weinstein.
#chapstickgate
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Nah not enough as I’ve done a search myself to try and dot the dots
posted on 25/12/17
So let's see.
Went to high school in Texas 25 years ago. So born in mid to late 70s.
Is an actress in Insidious.
Just had twins this year.
Hmmmmmm
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posted on 25/12/17
thank fack no it’s not
posted on 25/12/17
Aye right dirty diсk
posted on 25/12/17
I can’t believe none of u boring cants have any decent filth stories
Dirty diiick