OK, finally got a minute this week to put this together. It's also taken me this long to come off the ceiling after Sunday, and there is a possibility that writing this will put me right back up there.
First up, can I say that I am delighted that Escy is still on these boards. He's a great poster, seems like an all round good guy and we all him. But none of that stops him being a low down, spineless, bet-dodging weaselbasturt.
In the build up week, the bold Escy fires in a bet about folk leaving this site. Several guys take up he bet as is. I take it up with a modification that Escy would stay with us, but with a massive penance to pay.
Admin, fearful of loss of advertising revenue and watching the site evaporate before their eyes, step in with a 'Haud oan, wait a minute'. So, Ginger calls the bet off. I contend of course that my bet, being different, doesn't come under his jurisdiction.
On Sunday morning, I reiterate the bet, fleshing out the detail of the massive penance. The bet is that a Rangers win sees me leave the site and a Celtic win sees Escy become my name change beech for a year. By this time Escy's bravado has been overtaken by reality and he shats it. He even tries changing it to a one month name change.
Then comes the key moment of the day.
RANGERS 2-3 CELTIC
Read that again bears.
Next comes the big cheerio sharticle, with Escy giving us the big Oscar speech as he leaves us. Cue lots of 'Don't leave us Escy, don't leave'.
An hour later the cant's back on with an 'Och, you guys, whit are yeez like. Well if you really think i should, if I'm that important are this site, of course I'll come back'. A penance of, if I may say so Murn, a lame name change is agreed, and the cant is back as if nothing had happened.
Like fck nothing happened. Listen, if he was really for leaving, he'd have left, no looking over his shoulder, no backward glances. I'd have been as sorry as the next man, that's why I made the bet which would see him stay, no matter what, but that was his bet and he couldn't honour it. It's like that sleekit wee basturt at school who took his ball home cos he didn't like the rules of the game, but keeked round the corner till he thought he was OK to come back as long as he took the next shot in goal.
So Escy, having accepted, if I may say so Murn, a lame name change, you should also now accept the actual bet that you were offered on Sunday. I will commute it to a month, with a weekly change for which I may or may not call on the suggestions of those here present.
My suggestion to you is that you accept this offer. Otherwise, what would have been your name at any given time will appear in my name for ever more until you do.
The big question is Escy, are you a man of honour, or are you just a
low down, spineless, bet-dodging weaselbasturt?
Escy's Bet - The Timeline
posted on 17/3/18
comment by Esccie Mandela is here for 10 In A Row” (U8215)
posted 20 minutes ago
comment by rats juice a big fat divin Penbelly http://www... (U6393)
posted 1 minute ago
Mon the Esc
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I’ll let Show oot ma back pocket later 😎👍
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I thought you'd gone. The big cheerio article
posted on 17/3/18
comment by M72 (U21554)
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comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 37 minutes ago
comment by M72 (U21554)
posted 1 hour, 47 minutes ago
comment by theresgonnaebeashow (U5686)
posted 7 minutes ago
Whaur's Escy, the low down spineless bet-dodging wealelbasturt that he is?
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Posting articles about individual posters is just bang out of order.
As for that shambles of a comment about Esc - well, it just makes you look like a bit of chump to be honest
A supposed grown man too
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So making comment about them is fine but posting an article is too far. What a shambles you are
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Cheers ya vvanksock 🖒
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Happy Paddy's Day?
Nope..........OK😁😁😁😁
posted on 17/3/18
comment by theresgonnaebeashow (U5686)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Esccie Mandela is here for 10 In A Row” (U8215)
posted 20 minutes ago
comment by rats juice a big fat divin Penbelly http://www... (U6393)
posted 1 minute ago
Mon the Esc
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I’ll let Show oot ma back pocket later 😎👍
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I thought you'd gone. The bigcheerio article
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Just as well I didn’t. You’d have no one to write about
posted on 17/3/18
No need to have you present for me to write any your ya low down spineless bet-dodging weaselbasturt that ye are.
posted on 17/3/18
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posted on 17/3/18
comment by Timmy’s little sister (U8853)
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comment by 🇬🇧 elite.... the wolf wan (U16936)
posted 1 hour, 11 minutes ago
The funny thing is.... esc is actually a Celtic fan
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Vvank, mate. It’s spelled ‘vvank’.
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Or w@nk
posted on 17/3/18
comment by theresgonnaebeashow (U5686)
posted 6 hours, 40 minutes ago
No need to have you present for me to write any your ya low down spineless bet-dodging weaselbasturt that ye are.
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You shat it show
posted on 17/3/18
comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 24 minutes ago
comment by theresgonnaebeashow (U5686)
posted 6 hours, 40 minutes ago
No need to have you present for me to write any your ya low down spineless bet-dodging weaselbasturt that ye are.
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You shat it show
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How so Duke. Evidence please.
BTW, auto correct wanted to put Doyle instead of Duke.
posted on 17/3/18
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posted on 17/3/18
comment by theresgonnaebeashow (U5686)
posted 1 hour, 10 minutes ago
comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 24 minutes ago
comment by theresgonnaebeashow (U5686)
posted 6 hours, 40 minutes ago
No need to have you present for me to write any your ya low down spineless bet-dodging weaselbasturt that ye are.
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You shat it show
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How so Duke. Evidence please.
BTW, auto correct wanted to put Doyle instead of Duke.
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Did you take the offer or shat it ?
Evidence