We really shouldn't rub it in when they are down so far but it can't be helped. I am not usually one to gloat as I always think of what goes around comes around.
However the list over the past few years just shows no sign of stopping. Even when you think that's it, they are getting better, stabalising, no more embarrassing stuff from them they give you more.
I have no doubt I will leave something out and the bears will say things like obsessed, aye bit, Lennon, Rodgers, Tranny, etc etc
McCoist as manager
McCoist on gardening leave
Kenny McDowall as manager
McDowall on gardening leave
Administration
Having to reapply to join the lower tier
Ball stuck in hedge
Same old Alloa always cheating
3 failed attempts at the Petrofac cup
Tannadice boycott
Sandaza prank call
Where's ra title deeds
Craig Whyte wealth aff the radar
Charles Green
Dallas Cowboys
The Gazebo at the AGM
Gangsters in charge
Warburton the next England manager
Bread wrappers for hats
Takes his gloves off to shake hands
The gap is closing
There is no gap
We're coming for you
Joey Barton
5-1 at Celtic Park
5-1 at Ibrox
Pitch invasion at Firhill
Martyn Waghorn
Extra man up for a corner
Warburton getting dragged out of a press conference
Jim Traynor
Traynor's press releases
Warburton resigning/ being sacked
Pedro Caixinha
Caixinha's press conferences
Pedro's mini leagues
Progres
Carlos Pena
Dalcio
The Florida Cup
Murts
Banning green boots
McInnes is coming home
Didn't want McInnes anyway
Chinese bid for Morelos
Whit's the goalie daein Tam?
4-0 at Hampden
Players suspended
Apologies for missing some, this list is just a taste of the humour we have had in the past few years. It almost makes up for my teenage and school years watching 9IAR
The Gift That Keeps On Giving
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posted on 18/4/18
comment by Call Sign: 🏴 Armstrong’s Sexy Quiff (U3627)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Zachsda (U1850)
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comment by Ibrox Elite (U5255)
posted 46 seconds ago
Well well well
Least two folk were on same wavelength as me . You begin to question yourself on here at times
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I'll let you pump me if you promise not to start the seven goal thing up again, i felt my life draining away after 6 hrs of you and pov
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CT said 6 hours of POV and IE were magical
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You can just envisage it
" Mmmm..ooh fck ..I'll pull it out and squirt in your mouth and then you get aff with me right ?"
"Right. ..oh fck..I'm gonna cuuum anaw, I'll put in your mouth Tae "
Nhugg nhugg.....
Nhugg...NH...ffs said I Wiz gonna take it and put it your mouth
Ah bit that was after me ..
Naw , I said it after you but that didn't mean I was doing it after you
Just admit you made a caant of it ..it happens ...you should have put it in my mouth like you said
Ohh beep beep beep .. changing your story now , I said that you out it my mouth but that didn't mean afterwards...when did I say I would out in your mouth afterwards??
Just because i didn't say it doesn't mean I didn't imply it , when a waiter take syour order and asks how you like your steak it doesn't mean he's cooking it
Aye bit it implies someone has to cook it ...or are you saying it doesn't ?
Etc etc etc
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Out = put
Fcking autocorrect *
*And whanking
posted on 18/4/18
comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Call Sign: 🏴 Armstrong’s Sexy Quiff (U3627)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Zachsda (U1850)
posted 23 seconds ago
comment by Ibrox Elite (U5255)
posted 46 seconds ago
Well well well
Least two folk were on same wavelength as me . You begin to question yourself on here at times
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I'll let you pump me if you promise not to start the seven goal thing up again, i felt my life draining away after 6 hrs of you and pov
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CT said 6 hours of POV and IE were magical
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You can just envisage it
" Mmmm..ooh fck ..I'll pull it out and squirt in your mouth and then you get aff with me right ?"
"Right. ..oh fck..I'm gonna cuuum anaw, I'll put in your mouth Tae "
Nhugg nhugg.....
Nhugg...NH...ffs said I Wiz gonna take it and put it your mouth
Ah bit that was after me ..
Naw , I said it after you but that didn't mean I was doing it after you
Just admit you made a caant of it ..it happens ...you should have put it in my mouth like you said
Ohh beep beep beep .. changing your story now , I said that you out it my mouth but that didn't mean afterwards...when did I say I would out in your mouth afterwards??
Just because i didn't say it doesn't mean I didn't imply it , when a waiter take syour order and asks how you like your steak it doesn't mean he's cooking it
Aye bit it implies someone has to cook it ...or are you saying it doesn't ?
Etc etc etc
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Probably fairly accurate.
posted on 18/4/18
Scary imagination
posted on 18/4/18
Loads of people are now sharing this list and trying to pass it off as their own
posted on 18/4/18
You’ve now made it onto Rangersmedia as well apparently!
posted on 18/4/18
I’m taking over