Haven't won a trophy for 2 years?
Thought u would come up and be the top team in Scotland?
Cant beat Aberdeen to second never mind put forth a credible challenge for first place?
Worried that the fans might notice you are schite and have achieved nothing?
Fearful the fans may notice you are stuck with bringing in schite like Russell Martin?
Then fear not, ladies and gentlemen i give you... "THE STATEMENT"
This fantastic technique will soon ease all ur problems! All u need to do is say something negative about ur rivals and your fans will forget about your complete lack of achievements and overall schiteness!
Whats that u say? "Surely nobody is that stupid?"
Well let me tell you, they are! Not only do they overlook the lack of success on the park but they actually celebrate "THE STATEMENT!"
Thats right, a simple statement can appeal to the masses. A simple "Dave" can become "oor dave!" within mere minutes!
All hail the amazing power of "THE STATEMENT!"
Fear not!
posted on 31/5/18
comment by Mummy Loves BrieCock (U10045)
posted 46 minutes ago
Fluck Dundee United
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Poor Ivan. And then this appears:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/may/30/is-dundee-united-really-slang-for-idiot-in-nigeria
posted on 31/5/18
comment by Irvine No5* (U1006)
posted 34 minutes ago
Lawell must go, not enough statements.
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Ate bit yeez are still the record holders for the mother of all statements 🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/BMesvxL5XrA
🍑
posted on 31/5/18
comment by Esctosh - back to saying it like it is 😎 (U8215)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Irvine No5* (U1006)
posted 34 minutes ago
Lawell must go, not enough statements.
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Ate bit yeez are still the record holders for the mother of all statements 🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/BMesvxL5XrA
🍑
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Erm. We didn’t make a statement.
Apart from that though. 👍
posted on 31/5/18
You always know JFK will start his own Op after a proper Op (mine) to try to get his own ridiculed/unheard/unimportant drivel of an opinion heard
I present exhibit A ...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
posted on 31/5/18
hold on
is that esc?
talking about celtic?
nooooooo
surely not?
i know we talk about rangers and thats our cross to bear (pardon the pun) but my understanding was that rangers fans don't talk about celtic.
apart from when they talk about celtic of course.
posted on 31/5/18
comment by JFK - Trebles for the Rebels (U8919)
posted 11 minutes ago
hold on
is that esc?
talking about celtic?
nooooooo
surely not?
i know we talk about rangers and thats our cross to bear (pardon the pun) but my understanding was that rangers fans don't talk about celtic.
apart from when they talk about celtic of course.
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Hmmm a sense I DR article incoming........... Just popped up on his google/twitter/tamagotchi of course.
posted on 31/5/18
He’s got to have a conduit to get his ‘hate Celtic more than I like Rangers’ thoughts out. Probably doesn’t get as much attention on any other form of social media.
posted on 31/5/18
did u know that the daily record is the only paper esc has access to?
he cant get the rest, the internet is broke.
posted on 31/5/18
comment by My POV (U10636)
posted 59 minutes ago
comment by Mummy Loves BrieCock (U10045)
posted 46 minutes ago
Fluck Dundee United
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Poor Ivan. And then this appears:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/may/30/is-dundee-united-really-slang-for-idiot-in-nigeria
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Isn't it slang for much worse over in Scotland though!
posted on 31/5/18
When I grew up I thought they were called Dundee Utd Nil