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Top Internet hardman- the vote

Top Internet hardman vote.

Which board has the toughest internet hardman. Those fabled warriors of the keyboard, it’s nigh on time we decided.

Utd board
^ manc python. Some people from this board may suggest stretty. They’d be wrong. Stretty lives at home with his parents, so whilst he’s got the Internet part, the hardman part is missing. Python is the real deal. He is the unfortunate offspring of when giant crack riddled plague rats invaded Stockport and raped some of the uglier women there, ergo python was born. A truly angry individual, and though no genius possesses the low cunning of his rat ancestors and the rabid nature too. Top contender here.

** spurs board
Ace- frequently banned, for abuse, has a penitent for rape and murder, this warrior is a top contender too. Ace unlike some of the others is actually quite witty in a frankie Boyle sort of way, if frankie was even more of a deviant. The nemesis of sir bobby charlton, one can only assume in the past Bobby visited aces house and ate all his biscuits and used the last of the toilet roll.

*^* Liverpool
Poolmyfibger - a trump supporting gun totting hee haw nut job. In other words- an American. One can only assume his house is fenced with m60’s, barb wore, a confederate flag, and an ugly great truck with only 1 song on repeat-Garth brooks. Like python he is the unholy mating of two seemingly uncompatable species, in this case a man and a potato.

**** chelsea
Mr Chelsea. - not a bad bloke, sometimes funny, sometimes annoying, but typical of a London taxi driver. Not really an out and out contender to be fair, but at this point I’m running out of contestants...

***** other
You choose! If someone gets enough votes they will take this position!

comment by Ace (U18814)

posted on 20/9/18

comment by Baz tard (U19119)
posted 2 hours, 28 minutes ago
comment by Greg- (U1192)
posted 4 days, 22 hours ago
I'll have anyone on here, I do 30 kg squats at the gym and run 5 km in 30 mins

I'm pretty strong, and fit. You're all spotty, ugly and fat virgins and I'm a beacon of perfection
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30lg squatswhat a woman.
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think he was being facetious!

At least I hope he was, 30mins for a 5k is walking pace!

posted on 20/9/18

30mins for a 5k is walking pace!

..............

Indeed. It is pretty much the pace the UK Military are expected to do in full battle kit with 30Kg on their back, carrying weapons.

posted on 20/9/18

comment by Ace (U18814)
posted 23 minutes ago
comment by Baz tard (U19119)
posted 2 hours, 28 minutes ago
comment by Greg- (U1192)
posted 4 days, 22 hours ago
I'll have anyone on here, I do 30 kg squats at the gym and run 5 km in 30 mins

I'm pretty strong, and fit. You're all spotty, ugly and fat virgins and I'm a beacon of perfection
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30lg squatswhat a woman.
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think he was being facetious!

At least I hope he was, 30mins for a 5k is walking pace!
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Yeah, knowing Greg he was. However, if not, he’ll be built like a bulemic ethiopian.

posted on 20/9/18

Indeed. It is pretty much the pace the UK Military are expected to do in full battle kit with 30Kg on their back, carrying weapons.



Facking slackers. No wonder we don’t win any wars.

posted on 21/9/18

We have a winner...

https://www.ja606.co.uk/comments/viewAllComments/396603/3

posted on 21/9/18

comment by Dave NotSo (U11711)
posted 9 minutes ago

We have a winner...

................

Indeed we do.

Stretty, one number one wants to fight Loz.

comment by MBL. (U6305)

posted on 21/9/18

Asking for my phone number too haha

posted on 21/9/18

comment by Dave NotSo (U11711)
posted 21 minutes ago
We have a winner...

http://www.ja606.co.uk/comments/viewAllComments/396603/3
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Which one, they're both as fυсking thick as each other.

posted on 21/9/18

comment by Dave NotSo (U11711)
posted 1 hour, 2 minutes ago
We have a winner...

http://www.ja606.co.uk/comments/viewAllComments/396603/3
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Dear lord.

comment by MBL. (U6305)

posted on 21/9/18

Stretty lost his sheyit

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