1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it's still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right, only who is left.
7. Knowledge, is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
10. In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of an emergency, notify..."I answered "a doctor."
11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are s3xy.
12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive more than once.
13. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit to be the target. ( A Bojo favourite)
15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
Paraprosdokians
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I like these a lot.
I've never appreciated a heed post before
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6 Patton
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Is it just me or does anyone else read Heeds articles and automatically think what was in the news a week ago to spur on this article?
posted on 20/10/18
comment by Call Sign: Until Valhalla (U3627)
posted 6 minutes ago
Is it just me or does anyone else read Heeds articles and automatically think what was in the news a week ago to spur on this article?
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Best he's done.
Must be a copy and paste.
For the sake of showing no partisan stuff, esc is the ying to his yang
posted on 20/10/18
The definition of a gentleman: is knowing how to play the ukelee but not doing it.
posted on 21/10/18
If you're gonna gimme sh!t, gimme sh!t. Just dont gimme cr@p.