I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked!
As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat,
'Dad, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'
Weans, wit are they like?!!
posted on 3/11/18
Camping in northern Canada a few years ago.
In the middle of the night I hear:"There's a moose in my tent."
I shouted "I can help...
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posted on 3/11/18
Ten coos in a field - which one's closest to Iraq..?
Coo-eight
posted on 3/11/18
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posted on 3/11/18
Either
1: I don't get it
Or
2 : that's compete Shiite, like horrific
posted on 3/11/18
comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 1 minute ago
Either
1: I don't get it
Or
2 : that's compete Shiite, like horrific
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What don’t you get? Careful now 😂
posted on 3/11/18
comment by MaHeed'sNippin aka I’m the competent Wullie Collum (U3633)
posted 6 seconds ago
comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 1 minute ago
Either
1: I don't get it
Or
2 : that's compete Shiite, like horrific
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What don’t you get? Careful now 😂
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What's the joke?
posted on 3/11/18
Kuwait
Should have a wee calf to be honest.
posted on 3/11/18
oh the bantz
posted on 4/11/18
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posted on 5/11/18
Still don't don't get this joke
Unless it's a true story then there is nothing remotely funny here